From Twitter 06-19-2010

• 00:31:18: Time for a recharge ...night folks
  
• 09:12:56: Morning, we are off for a 3 be boarding session.. take that to the bank
  
• 09:13:25: Hr not be obviously
  
• 13:26:58: I'm aching like a bastard.. fell over 3 times which is inexcusable
  
• 13:28:24: @JFoundation I agree the freezer gets the job done far quicker
  
• 14:56:32: I'm at Costco, its full of mentals
  
• 16:34:14: @iamamro they were obese (a lot of them anyway) which is weird considering they sell exercise equipment too, that isle was void of people !
  
• 16:53:30: I've written a song. It's called 'Sod's law' .. here are the lyrics:
  
  An old man turned ninety-eight
  He won the (cont) http://tl.gd/2013af
  
• 16:54:19: sorry
  
• 17:12:42: @nihiofkdi good idea .. that will be my followup
  
• 17:27:28: @nihiofkdi sorry for bringing that awful song to the forefront
  
• 17:33:30: kebab time
  
• 18:16:37: Just had a proper English dinner.... kebab and grolsch no less
  
• 18:24:15: @EatMyHalo Giant Haystacks?
  
• 18:27:08: "Report: US battleships cross Suez Canal - Israel News, Ynetnews" http://j.mp/cOfaQX << Oh!
  
• 18:33:14: @EatMyHalo quality name 'Major' ha ha
  
• 21:43:53: Raterpillar #animalcompanies
  
• 21:45:49: Mouse of Fraser #animalcompanies
  
• 21:51:08: @Jayman888 is that the prequel to District 9?
  
• 21:52:48: @Jayman888 it is.. and I loved it ..but that's no guarantee you'll like it
  
• 21:58:53: Rabitat #animalcompanies
  
• 22:01:04: @SimonSwears evening Simon
  
• 22:02:41: Royal Whale #animalcompanies
  
• 22:07:01: Feral Express #animalcompanies
  
• 22:16:25: @kylieminogue yum
  

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From Twitter 06-18-2010

• 08:27:09: @obotheclown west midlands has free swimming
  
• 09:03:52: @obotheclown quite probably, I was as surprised myself
  
• 09:06:13: @obotheclown I totally agree
  
• 14:02:46: Bilderberg 2009 was in Greece - Greece IMF/EU Bailout ... Bilderberg 2010 was in Spain - Spain now need an IMF Bailout #justsayin
  
• 14:03:43: Thanks @SIMpixels and @Mansonovic for your kind #FF s
  
• 14:10:33: Fucking robot 'workers' .. coming here, stealing our jobs and women http://bit.ly/ceXV9e .. just a reminder 307 days until Judgment day
  
• 14:53:32: Southwest Airlines employee finds human heads on their way to Fort Worth - http://j.mp/csnGZv << WOW
  
• 15:51:14: According to the BBC It seems that both USA and Slovenia have a load of Dummies as substitutes http://twitpic.com/1xtrjz #worldcup
  
• 16:21:04: @andy_lamb I know naaaaaaathing
  
• 16:27:05: @andy_lamb I struggle with 2 languages (3 if you include English) .. Flash (ahhhhhh) would probably finish me off
  
• 17:00:03: Alan Hansen (post match) 'at the end there was only going to be one winner' result 2:2
  
• 18:09:10: @andy_lamb 6 cans??? You're my new hero
  
• 18:17:00: http://twitpic.com/1xuwo5 British beard club on eggheads = awesome
  
• 18:38:30: Guess which kiddie fiddled apologist is visiting my town in September http://twitpic.com/1xv2gg #thepope
  
• 19:49:10: Stevie G is playing shite tonight #worldcup
  
• 19:49:40: @remittancegirl I'm humbled ... I shall have to start blogging again soon
  
• 19:50:04: FFs after the match .. stay tuned
  
• 19:55:43: @beginjapan spot on
  
• 20:00:53: @joskinner you're not alone .. i want to see blood and compound fractures
  
• 20:03:03: RT @itsWatty: #worldcup #eng I'm sure Capello has picked Mickey Rooney instead of Wayne! come on son, pull your finger out.
  
• 20:04:53: what a bunch of useless cunts #eng #worldcup
  
• 20:06:14: Gerard still shit #eng #worldcup
  
• 20:09:17: Capello OUT #eng #worldcup
  
• 20:11:22: @davesusetty rightly so #worldcup
  
• 20:15:29: @EatMyHalo at least a chocolate teapot would taste nice
  
• 20:15:50: @andy_lamb how many wifebeaters so far?
  
• 20:29:56: RT @joskinner: This is like watching shit run really slowly down a wall #worldcup
  
• 20:33:08: Ingerrrrrrrrlund , Ingerrrrrrrrlund, Ingerrrrrrrrlund #worldcup
  
• 20:33:53: @andy_lamb you be careful .. binge drinking is dangerous!
  
• 20:37:10: I wonder if England exit the world cup at group stage pundits will stop harping on about so called worldclass England players #worldcup #eng
  
• 20:38:52: I have got to have a tooth extracted on 28th June #worldcup
  
• 20:41:43: Gerard is the shitest player on the England team at present .. it's hard to tell but it's a #fact #worldcup #eng
  
• 20:42:50: i'm probably spelling Gerard wrong .. but I don't give a fuck
  
• 20:43:55: oooooooooh
  
• 20:44:26: come on Algeria .. i mean England
  
• 20:45:46: @SwarmedAx no
  
• 20:48:28: half an hour left of this bullshit excuse for English footballing talent
  
• 20:51:27: RT @andyandkate: This must be how it feels to be French #worldcup
  
• 20:54:04: Gerrard again FFS #worldcup #eng
  
• 21:00:18: Andy Townsend speaks utter shite
  
• 21:09:25: #FF @Neurosceptic @Capture6 @Mansonovic @EatMyHalo @jackgonedark @dazzw @Woodseaves @SIMpixels @andy_lamb @Feisty_Onion some new & old
  
• 21:12:33: on the bright side, at least after next Wednesday only the good team will be left #worldcup #eng
  
• 21:13:06: almost a great pass .. utter twaddle
  
• 21:16:52: additional #FF s @SwarmedAx @dzhimbo @MDuette @joskinner .. but you're all great
  
• 21:20:30: oooh some more #FF s @B46bs @SimonSwears
  
• 21:44:36: @EatMyHalo cheers for the #ff I think I may have reached saturation point for my brand of information and humour though
  
• 21:45:31: @B46bs thanks for the #ff :)
  
• 21:46:51: @EatMyHalo :) ty
  
• 21:47:26: i'm now going to watch some TV that doesn't involve Football .. laters peeps
  
• 22:06:08: "Swap Tots with Olds!" http://j.mp/bylkB8 << disturbing but funny pics
  
• 22:13:39: look - for people who were disappointed with lost http://twitpic.com/1xwn5o http://twitpic.com/1xwn5m
  

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From Twitter 06-17-2010

• 00:00:37: Twisting your melons #fakesexacts
  
• 00:02:04: RT @dazzw: Fucking the wife #fakesexacts
  
• 00:15:17: 404 vagina not found. Click here to try the anus #fakesexacts
  
• 00:16:29: I'm whacked .. Layers
  
• 08:10:01: Thanks for the rts @Mansonovic and @Neurosceptic
  
• 08:11:41: morning folks
  
• 08:15:47: @Feisty_Onion at least it's sunny .. every bit of sun is a bonus in the UK
  
• 09:21:36: RT @Capture6: If I were ever struck blind and deaf, I would be so angry I would probably commit acts of senseless violence.
  
• 11:19:37: @EatMyHalo nice entry (blog entry that is)
  
• 11:22:50: Some chap in Utah has elected Firing squad for his execution method ... this is the chair he will be sitting in http://twitpic.com/1xi0cd
  
• 13:59:19: Queensland police win new powers to fine for public nuisance offences - http://j.mp/bWHTfQ $100 fine for swearing!!
  
• 14:04:33: What the fuck is going on with Google Hot Trends ? http://twitpic.com/1xj42w http://twitpic.com/1xj438
  
• 14:08:59: @martinjutenabs indeed .. just another revenue stream for the fuzz
  
• 16:26:47: @crabbyknickers nope your not the only one
  
• 16:48:23: http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtyclassroom.html
  
• 22:16:00: The Egyptian Fuck of the Dead #ruderbooks
  

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From Twitter 06-16-2010

• 00:46:11: Mohawk The Slayer #hirsutefilms
  
• 00:48:12: Hunt for Dread October #hirsutefilms
  
• 09:50:35: Oil Bill #bpdisastermovies
  
• 09:53:38: RT @remittancegirl: #bpdisastermovies To Kill a Mucked-up Bird << quite fitting
  
• 09:54:11: Right .. off to a funeral ... laters
  
• 18:47:07: "Internet 'kill switch' proposed for US - Security - News" http://j.mp/bqybW6
  
• 22:50:49: Deboning the chicken thighs #fakesexacts
  
• 22:55:58: Slutting the cheese #fakesexacts
  
• 22:58:50: fussing the lion #fakesexacts
  
• 23:01:30: @nihiofkdi I had to look that up! #highlyuncultured
  
• 23:08:48: @nihiofkdi i've downloaded a free ebook so I shall take a look
  
• 23:34:41: Slicing the bacon #fakesexacts
  
• 23:56:13: Defeating the end of level boss #fakesexacts
  

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From Twitter 06-15-2010

• 00:00:22: RT @SimonSwears: Cuntfaced badger
  
• 00:01:32: Lost #failedtvshows
  
• 00:03:14: @SimonSwears you talkin' to me?
  
• 00:04:52: @SimonSwears only a small one ?
  
• 00:06:15: Extreme Combover - hair edition #failedtvshows
  
• 00:13:27: Family Gut #failedtvshows
  
• 00:14:23: Top Glee'r #failedtvshows
  
• 00:15:36: To The Manor Respawn #failedtvshows
  
• 00:18:20: Celebrity Pig Brother #failedtvshows
  
• 00:21:31: I bid you all a good night
  
• 08:00:32: good morning all
  
• 08:00:50: see my last tweet for details
  
• 08:05:17: @SIMpixels Morning Simon .. I see twitter is undergoing a clusterfuck at the moment .. how's tricks?
  
• 08:05:28: @SIMpixels Morning Simon .. I see twitter is undergoing a clusterfuck at the moment .. how's tricks?
  
• 08:09:59: @SIMpixels it does seem a massive coincidence ;)
  
• 08:10:02: @SIMpixels it does seem a massive coincidence ;)
  
• 08:16:03: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:16:04: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:16:06: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:16:23: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:16:25: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:16:27: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:16:48: @SIMpixels ha ha
  
• 08:17:11: @B46bs now now :)
  
• 08:17:16: @B46bs now now :)
  
• 08:17:18: @B46bs now now :)
  
• 08:17:20: @B46bs now now :)
  
• 08:18:59: This is the kind of weather forecast I find hard to believe http://twitpic.com/1wxdds
  
• 08:19:06: This is the kind of weather forecast I find hard to believe http://twitpic.com/1wxdds http://twitpic.com/1wxdgp
  
• 08:19:18: This is the kind of weather forecast I find hard to believe http://twitpic.com/1wxdds http://twitpic.com/1wxdgp
  
• 08:21:16: switching to web to see if any better
  
• 08:21:41: nope .. internal server error this time
  
• 08:29:04: Clifford the Big Dead Dog #failedTVshows
  
• 08:32:08: Smear Factor #failedTVshows
  
• 09:09:41: This is all Al Gore's fault .. and I mean everything not just this twitterfuck
  
• 13:22:12: seems like we can start fucking Wikipedia up again soon
  
• 13:23:06: the protected entries that is
  
• 13:50:28: Humans couldn't destroy aliens, germs did #6wordnovel
  
• 13:57:17: Death occurs, no worries Marple's here #6wordnovel
  
• 14:04:29: @Mansonovic I was going to do A P you win!
  
• 14:51:37: It seems Microsoft are integrating Office 2010 with Facebook http://bit.ly/9Thtab
  
• 17:17:24: The Mattress Resprung #lessmachofilms
  
• 21:52:24: Shitting fuck
  
• 22:48:53: "Increasing solar activity could wreak havoc - Yahoo! News UK" http://j.mp/c2DJwY << we're doooomed
  
• 22:59:51: Scary album cover http://twitpic.com/1x3auf looks like Gary Coleman though
  
• 23:00:03: @SwarmedAx too true
  
• 23:23:52: BP Death Clouds Already Onshore! Benzene-3400ppb & Hyrdrogen Sulfide-120... http://youtu.be/eGxGVGiD3yk << eek
  

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From Twitter 06-14-2010

• 08:21:48: Greetings
  
• 10:41:15: @remittancegirl http://twitpic.com/1wp4g7 - very nice
  
• 10:44:21: @remittancegirl Perhaps patience has its rewards
  
• 11:50:46: http://twitpic.com/1wpiy6
  
• 11:54:56: Government under pressure to open US skies to unmanned drones despite safety concerns - http://j.mp/ai1Ubt
  
• 12:39:07: @robinbogg www.tvcatchup.com
  
• 13:20:58: I wonder if Israel will clear Israel of any wrongdoing in their massacre investigation?
  
• 13:29:10: Here's an interesting old map http://twitpic.com/1wq72t
  
• 13:42:22: @RyanCHutchings Ipod touch .. it's more gadgety!
  
• 14:22:28: @htc .. Your support is absolutely useless .. they cannot give me a straight answer
  
• 15:49:34: HTC customer services is the biggest pile of shit ever
  
• 16:00:09: @Mansonovic Tweetdeck lets you view a conversation thread, as does twittelator on Iphone. I think there are a few others too
  
• 22:18:03: True blood was pretty decent
  
• 22:51:46: Lame for a Gaff #failedtvshows
  
• 22:54:01: @branderzy evening!
  
• 23:01:33: @branderzy not a lot to be honest ... I have toothache ... where have you moved to?
  
• 23:06:02: @branderzy is it nice there? .. I think it may be a wisdom tooth :(
  
• 23:13:04: @branderzy sounds good to me
  
• 23:26:43: RT @serafinowicz Every time you tell a lie, Jesus executes an angel. Goodnight!
  
• 23:42:10: Have I Got Jews For You #failedtvshows
  
• 23:42:33: Soz
  
• 23:46:20: The Defectives #failedtvshows
  
• 23:51:16: Diagnosis Mongoloid #failedtvshows
  
• 23:57:42: SparGate #failedtvshows
  

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From Twitter 06-13-2010

• 00:14:47: night folks
  
• 14:21:18: You couldn't make up a name as amusing as 'Sir Jock Stirrup' #armedforcesfacts
  
• 19:14:20: in 310 days 56 minutes Skynet is due to go onlline
  
• 19:29:19: @Banksyart2 Awesome
  
• 20:07:43: Anything else officer? #threewordsaftersex
  
• 21:26:15: Some funky clouds happening above http://twitpic.com/1wjzrv
  
• 22:33:32: New York Gets Destroyed 8-bit Style http://youtu.be/yGeuiZr-u50 << awesome video
  
• 22:36:36: @jessicajanson here http://yfrog.com/mobile.php
  
• 23:01:10: test http://yfrog.com/4r4gxcj
  

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