From Twitter 11-20-2010

• 00:06:17: @SIMpixels thanks for the #FF Simon
  
• 00:13:23: children in need .. pahhhh whatever
  
• 00:17:22: @SwarmedAx yup
  
• 10:09:54: morning .... shocking news: just had Right Said Fred's "don't talk just kiss" in my head .... please send help
  
• 11:12:18: @SIMpixels thanks Simon, just preparing a noose as I type
  
• 12:09:31: @DrtyBlvd oh no ... open the door, walk on the floor, everybody ... etc now I have 2 shit songs mixing in my head!
  
• 12:14:05: Monday is international 'denial day'
  
• 12:31:56: Dial iMf for Murder #IMFfilms
  
• 13:29:15: do you reckon the Klaxons will mind if I don't shave for tonight?
  
• 13:48:02: fat skier http://post.ly/1DxIj
  
• 14:00:57: @duffyc you'd wanna wash your rubbish before throwing it in the bin at that price.
  
• 14:39:25: pendulum tickets arrived http://post.ly/1DxtZ
  
• 16:19:41: RT @homfrog: RT this if you read it
  
• 16:28:18: watching Teen Wolf
  
• 19:21:25: off out to see the Klaxons ... laters
  
• 20:45:35: about to get spannered .. hallelujah
  
• 20:48:32: @toddbrunner do you have a matching handbag though?
  
• 20:55:59: @hotpigandbadger theres a story there ... the website wasn't clear about ages .. no under 14s!! the O2 allows any age ... adult accompanied
  
• 20:56:21: RT @scampi_jobson: Wagbow
  
• 21:07:49: he's no dancer.. that's an insult especially from me #xfactor
  
• 21:17:49: tek fla bas wak jam nitee gritee #xfactor
  
• 21:19:29: Paul McCartney will be turning in his grave #xfactor
  
• 21:24:05: RT @LDN_Rant: I'd rather go with Mary than Cher, at least I'd get 20% discount at ASDA #xfactor
  
• 21:28:28: fringe kid worries me #xfactor
  
• 21:59:03: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: Next week, Louis will refer to Paije as a "little Ice Cube" after a soulful rendition of "Fuck The Police" #XFactor
  
• 22:04:11: wow
  

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From Twitter 11-19-2010

• 01:02:31: Morning all
  
• 01:27:45: Europe`s Monetary Crisis: Ireland's "Suicide Pact" With the E.U. http://t.co/3nZM4Jn
  
• 01:31:04: I must sleep now .... Over and out
  
• 09:49:09: gninrom doog
  
• 11:48:24: RT @RichNeville: Jason Manford is actually lucky. Web sex normally concludes with the male being eaten.
  
• 12:29:02: Jackoff 3D #manfordmovies
  
• 13:09:45: According to the BBC Manford had been "flirting" with people online, and some of this had gone "too far" .. so now flirting = wanking
  
• 14:20:00: @SwarmedAx stay away !!!
  
• 14:33:18: I'm planning on auctioning off the 4G airwaves that flow through my house .. any sensible offers from telecom companies will be considered
  
• 15:14:18: @SwarmedAx say hello to Tumnus for me and ask him for that tenner he owes me
  
• 15:14:45: @SwarmedAx please no ...
  
• 15:42:16: @SwarmedAx fair enough i'll kneecap the hybrid little fucker later when I get my hands on him
  
• 16:06:57: @SwarmedAx have you got wine?
  
• 16:20:03: @SwarmedAx oops . .saying that you did the same last week and yuo had your sugar comedown around tea time
  
• 16:23:17: @SwarmedAx as long as you remember to call me at the correct time
  
• 16:23:59: Good news for diabetics - "Red wine packed with antidiabetes compounds" - http://j.mp/a6yyQ5
  
• 16:24:40: @SwarmedAx no idea!
  
• 16:43:58: really tired now
  
• 16:57:29: "BBC News - Top judge says internet 'could kill jury system'" http://j.mp/d0uvS7 << looks like an excuse for abandoning trial by jury :S
  

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From Twitter 11-18-2010

• 00:24:19: Drag me to Heil #royaltyfilms
  
• 09:24:06: morning all
  
• 09:32:47: @SIMpixels how's it going Simon?
  
• 10:22:29: good morning @SimonSwears what gives eh?
  
• 10:23:08: @SIMpixels No not yet, are they on Flickr? or Facebook?
  
• 10:27:32: @SIMpixels V nice, I shall check flickr on my lunch break
  
• 11:10:18: @tumour that is so wrong!
  
• 11:22:21: I want one of these outfits for next years Royal Wedding http://t.co/DFD9ggU
  
• 11:45:03: One flew over the cuckoo's nest without socks on #filmswithoutsockson
  
• 11:46:27: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly without socks on #filmswithoutsockson
  
• 11:48:22: The Third Man without socks on #filmswithoutsockson
  
• 13:08:00: "BBC News - Wiltshire policeman cleared of assault on appeal" http://j.mp/9ZR4TH ... eh??
  
• 14:27:08: Apparently you can be too drunk to be assaulted now
  
• 14:29:41: The world really is falling apart, it doesn't really matter though because Skynet is going to turn sentient in around 152 days
  
• 15:00:20: @Mooley I don't own them, but the shittiest films I have seen are Battlefield Earth and The Devils Tomb
  
• 15:04:10: @homfrog what about W??
  
• 15:47:01: @homfrog How do I go about putting in a FOIA request in to find the reason for it's blacklisting?
  
• 15:53:32: Pensioner Shunts Cars Out Of The Way Of His Garage: CCTV Video - Sky News http://j.mp/9XPsnX << Fair play I say
  
• 16:28:25: @a_rum_do .. of late all of the news appears to be backwards, interesting times!
  
• 16:55:43: RT @blackfriday_fm: Win an Apple #iPad on Black Friday 2010! Retweet this and follow @blackfriday_fm to #win! http://bit.ly/cqVPNh
  
• 16:59:44: FBI pressuring Google, Facebook to allow ‘back doors’ for wiretapping -http://t.co/K10dA2E
  
• 17:01:25: Rare Autographed Portrait Of Jesus Purchased At Estate Sale http://t.co/bybGCey
  
• 17:13:38: LOL >> http://yfrog.com/jxwy1g http://yfrog.com/2mzqmrj http://yfrog.com/j2u1qg http://yfrog.com/mrbj0vj http://yfrog.com/dy9z5j << LOL
  
• 17:41:26: aveRage Against The Machine #musicmaths
  
• 17:42:32: The Divide Comedy #musicmaths
  
• 17:44:18: Radius Head #musicmaths
  
• 17:47:05: Twitter is suggesting I follow Jonathan Ross ... I think not twitter you big cunt
  
• 17:54:23: Cosine your name #musicmaths
  
• 17:55:07: There must be an Angle #musicmaths
  
• 17:57:54: The Pi of the Tiger #musicmaths
  
• 18:02:07: Integer shikari #MusicMaths
  
• 18:10:22: Sum 4+1 #MusicMaths
  

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From Twitter 11-17-2010

• 10:41:12: "Farmer claims he had sex with alien" http://j.mp/aBRtGs <<< lucky bastard :-s
  
• 10:59:20: Will YOU do the fandango?
  
• 11:29:02: Bread and Circuses http://post.ly/1D4P8
  
• 11:33:52: @Fowget cheers .. it's stitched together from various sources
  
• 11:54:54: @Fowget I've only read 'Brave New World' and 'Doors of Perception', both interesting for different reasons!
  
• 12:42:03: RT @jackseale: MediaLens on the Israel govt docs showing it withholds supplies to Gaza to starve the people, not maintain security: http ...
  
• 12:46:22: RT @JohnRands_TMTL: Did you hear about that highly unlikely illness? Swine flew. #win100
  
• 12:49:18: I have my shoe polish ready for #BlackFriday ... oh
  
• 12:49:43: <--- is definitely a joke
  
• 14:22:54: RT @TwJokeTrialFund: RT @IanQuigley: Man kicked off a plane for having a tattoo word "Bomb". http://bit.ly/dwxAOy #twitterjoketrial
  
• 16:28:03: Surprise surprise MI5 officer not to be charged http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11777743
  
• 17:23:24: Food Looks Like A Lady #faminesongs
  
• 19:36:30: how the fuck can the UK help Ireland economically? The UK is in a worse position!!
  
• 19:38:15: "Dick Cheney Has No Pulse" http://j.mp/aHhBCW
  
• 19:55:31: http://twitpic.com/37p0c7
  

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From Twitter 11-16-2010

• 09:19:04: time: 8:20
  situation: tired
  solution: return to bed
  
• 11:14:46: Good morning humans and intraterrestrial beings
  
• 12:15:02: Royal wedding next year! .. down with that sort of thing ... booooo
  
• 13:04:06: Soldiers Using Invisibility Cloak Suits - http://t.co/M5Wc20K > look
  
• 13:14:47: Anybody would think that the royal family are still relevant #royalwedding #houseofSaxeCoburg #germans #fuckoff
  
• 13:15:45: I know! Why don't tax payers pay for the wedding?
  
• 14:01:53: RT @dzhimbo: Royal wedding, Duke of Edinburgh's 90th birthday, The Olympics: plenty of circuses while the government cuts the bread.
  
• 15:01:45: The #royalwedding would be an excellent opportunity for a massive riot #justsayin
  
• 15:03:45: #iamspartacus
  
• 15:56:55: When the EU fails, do we all get to burn effigies of Yoda Van Rompuy on the streets?
  
• 19:45:39: pulse news is an excellent news/rss app #justthoughtidsharethatwithyou
  
• 20:52:33: RT @RichNeville: The #royalwedding commemorative plate : http://yfrog.com/jx13ukj
  
• 21:29:59: RT :) @andshesaidit: While I wait for the microwave to work its magic, I am being kept amused by Kim Jong-eel. http://twitpic.com/37fw8f
  

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From Twitter 11-15-2010

• 09:56:32: @SIMpixels what did you get up to Simon?
  
• 10:29:13: @SIMpixels sounds great, glad you had a good time
  
• 13:32:14: "NASA - NASA Announces Televised Chandra News Conference" http://j.mp/94n1N2 << WTF is this al about??
  
• 18:08:22: titanic 2 = steaming pile of absolute monkey bobbins
  
• 18:48:25: @mrjimBob yes you are!
  

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From Twitter 11-14-2010

• 00:51:51: yo twitter wassup
  
• 00:52:25: @davesusetty windbag
  
• 10:26:11: pacman is trending! please tell me he hasn't died
  
• 11:01:43: RT @SkyAnytimePlus: We're nearly at 1,000 followers! To celebrate, you can win a 1TB Sky+HD box - simply retweet and follow to enter!
  
• 11:43:52: I can't get up
  

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