From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 07:22:01: Shit My Students Write http://feedly.com/k/kdhtp2 << quite an amusing blog
  
• 09:59:01: good morning fellow infidels
  
• 13:29:12: I wonder if 'ground control' ever called Uncle Tom instead of Major Tom by mistake?! #ivealreadygotmycoaton
  
• 18:02:40: the people who know, will be first to go
  
• 18:03:23: the people with an idea, will slide into fear
  
• 18:04:15: the ignorant, will just carry on as always
  
• 18:04:50: meep
  

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

• 09:47:31: Currently coughing up little splooshes of lung custard #yuck
  
• 10:22:06: @fowget Congrats 'n all that
  
• 10:56:04: Elfoid is the human-shaped phone from Japan that tickles when it rings (video) -- Engadget http://t.co/B1yV9hU << NO THANKS
  
• 11:16:35: RT @Solutions_Inc: For today's #FreebieFriday we're going to make you work for your prize ; ) Give us a follow and we'll let you know at ...
  
• 13:26:24: RT @h0mfr0g: A fictional color is a pigment of your imagination.
  
• 13:36:18: Horn on the 4th of July #randyfilms
  
• 15:53:18: @davesusetty you shouldn't put the @ for direct messages
  
• 21:52:46: Rain #ukweather
  
• 22:00:33: another fake? http://yfrog.com/h04okp
  
• 22:30:55: I loved The Shamen
  
• 22:31:52: Mr C ruined this version for me #progen
  
• 22:35:02: I liked this at the time... bit dated now mind
  
• 22:35:46: what sort of drugs was I on?
  
• 22:36:38: yes .. Gary Clail!!
  
• 22:41:21: good album but not as Box Frenzy
  

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 10:40:35: doobie doobie doo
  
• 11:08:26: Blackout during raid on bin Laden compound - http://t.co/NEoJ9ah via << what were this bunch of cunts watching then?
  
• 11:14:26: @mikeshaw101 you're probably right, possibly learning how to act properly
  
• 11:17:52: Let me get this straight: the fallout after killing Bin Laden is acceptable but publishing the photos would cause national security problems
  
• 11:34:01: It's hard to believe a media organization with supposed scruples is not questioning this absurdity http://is.gd/DtfY0e #mockingbird
  
• 13:58:48: @fudgecrumpet still 1st
  
• 14:33:09: A LOL from b3ta http://twitpic.com/4tpllf
  
• 18:30:09: spoiled #thatisall
  
• 21:27:27: RT @doodlewhale: Stickers on the Central line http://goo.gl/ErKak
  

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 11:10:47: *LOL*
  
• 13:58:10: USA are number 1 http://t.co/CsKUzDD << Go USA Go USA
  
• 20:24:36: RT @edsbrother: I'm hungry. Please RT.
  

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

• 08:23:31: morning folks, back in Internet land after a weekend of camping !
  
• 12:01:11: Wank
  
• 13:18:02: I've jihad my lunch
  
• 13:26:14: Michael J Cloth #cleancelebs
  
• 14:17:03: @BronwenPhoenix ha ha .. 2 sugars please #tea
  
• 14:19:06: @BronwenPhoenix it doesn't look so great in green tea, but normal tea yes!
  
• 14:44:26: @cherradi We are not America .. and you're welcome
  
• 14:44:53: Some people get so touchy
  
• 14:57:09: @cherradi @BronwenPhoenix it was I that used the jihad word, it was a joke .. if we can't take and make jokes what's the point in living?
  
• 15:02:05: @cherradi well why the fuck to you insist on sticking your nose into other peoples business?
  
• 15:02:34: i think a good old blocking is in order here
  
• 15:09:14: @cherradi hey .. look I think the wars of aggression on the middle east are sickening, I'd like the Anglo/U… (cont) http://deck.ly/~ZVpLV
  
• 15:10:14: @BronwenPhoenix This chap seems a bit riled
  
• 15:12:07: @cherradi feel free to return a joke... FFS it's a play on words, where did I insult Islam .. go on pinpoin… (cont) http://deck.ly/~BJ6Bd
  
• 15:12:48: @cherradi don't get me started on Israel and it's treatment of Gaza
  
• 15:14:43: @BronwenPhoenix really? it's all a load of hot air if you ask me. I think he may be beginning to understand the fact that it was a pun
  
• 15:23:32: @cherradi we were always lead to believe it meant 'Holy War' which may or may not be correct, but that so isn't the point here.
  
• 15:30:51: @cherradi I did explain that it was a 'play on words' or a pun. Not everything is meant as an insult
  
• 15:33:14: @MariBiscuits isn't it just! I probably have a fatwa on me for insulting islam .. oh well
  
• 15:34:51: @cherradi no problem,. Your English is great for a 3rd language, with British people particularly you have t… (cont) http://deck.ly/~1Vk32
  
• 15:37:43: @cherradi no problem
  
• 15:39:31: @RoxanneLaWin be glad you get to see it in the sun shine, it's even worse in the winter
  
• 15:41:28: RT @BBCBreaking: Newspaper seller Ian Tomlinson unlawfully killed by Pc Simon Harwood at G20 protests in London
  
• 16:02:41: Demand to see Iron Sky! http://www.ironsky.net/demand/
  
• 16:56:59: http://su.pr/2uFAud << Simulates Sun Motion
  
• 17:27:42: Sorry, But I Don’t Believe This http://t.co/URq7w1G #OBL
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 15:38:51: I see Bin Laden has been declared dead, the cynical may say that it's a 2nd term clincher for Barry
  
• 17:16:33: @andy_lamb odd that isn't it .. they can't even be bothered to vary the dates
  
• 17:16:53: The M5 around Bristol today was a proper cunt #traffic
  
• 17:17:44: right, i've not seen any TV since last thursday .. has anything newsworthy happened?
  
• 17:19:40: @andy_lamb Bin Laden? There are quite a few reports going around that he actually died early 2002 .. he had a fucked up liver apparently!
  
• 17:20:16: @nickjfrost don't worry you've got some of season 2 to get through aswell
  
• 17:22:35: @andy_lamb i think Bennazir Bhutto mentioned it on live tv just before she was assasinated
  

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