From Twitter 11-14-2009

• 00:41:27: @serafinowicz What time is love?
  
• 14:46:13: chips http://twitgoo.com/53fjl
  
• 18:30:49: #underwhelmingrock Jefferson Tugboat
  
• 18:34:26: #underwhelmingrock Dame
  
• 18:35:15: #underwhelmingrock Dutchesses of The Stone Age
  
• 18:39:06: #underwhelmingrock The Small holding
  
• 18:40:07: #underwhelmingrock Smells Like Bodily Odour
  
• 18:42:12: @Scarecrow1 I wouldn't be surprised if there was some CO2 scaremongering involved
  
• 18:44:33: Mancunian Rhapsody - #underwhelmingrock
  
• 18:47:43: aaaaaaah huh #underwhelmingrock
  
• 20:55:27: Jacob has made a poppadom bird
  
• 20:56:26: http://twitgoo.com/54276 http://twitgoo.com/54277
  
• 21:00:43: If its windy later .. I apologise I've had a curry
  
• 21:06:18: #underwhelmingrock The Sex Catapults
  

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From Twitter 11-13-2009

• 01:06:41: Quack
  
• 10:06:23: @SIMpixels Multiple Personality Disorder???
  
• 11:28:54: Rhod Gilbert - Live at The Apollo - one of the funniest episodes I have ever seen http://bit.ly/1k8VhY .. talks about tog rating, etc...
  
• 11:29:38: @BinaryDad I'm quite happy to sign a petition and circulate it, if of course you are serious..
  
• 12:27:12: I haven't swore much at all this week.. I can feel it bubbling away inside me ..
  
• 12:30:41: @photosbymatt yup .. in my defence I have been as high as a kite
  
• 12:32:06: high on life of course
  
• 12:32:13: erm..
  
• 12:41:48: @debonbon You're telling me these are not real, next you'll be rubbishing the existence of dragons and unicorns ..
  
• 12:43:19: Haggison Ford #offalstars
  
• 12:46:26: @debonbon phew.. thanks
  
• 14:53:27: RT These are awesome @MariBiscuits: I want every one of these steampunk gadgets & devices http://bit.ly/W2MVp
  
• 15:10:19: Not wishing to be funny but does anyone believe everything they read in a paper whether from a page 3 girl /politician/reporter ????
  
• 15:11:42: its all fucking propaganda
  
• 15:12:35: calm.......
  
• 15:25:33: @photosbymatt I'll have a look.. cheers... IMO most news channels / newspapers are compromised
  
• 15:27:43: Google Operation Mockingbird or click http://bit.ly/metN9 and tell me if you dont feel our media is compromised in a similar manner
  
• 16:01:35: RT or Jonathan King ?!? @andy_lamb: Why don't you ever hear any Gary Glitter on the radio any more #notafuckingclue
  
• 17:08:52: @_3_ re: 4 I can only see tweets 1 and 4 - not sur ethis thing will work!
  
• 17:13:47: opinion is like onion but with 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 in it
  
• 17:25:40: @andy_lamb the silly hats?
  
• 17:34:36: @andy_lamb I will only accept that answer as N-Dubz have a wikipedia page http://bit.ly/4ctp3p .. it was touch and go for a while ..
  
• 19:05:30: happy #fatwafriday everyone
  
• 19:07:28: @DazzW ME.. wow that really was a piece of shit..
  
• 19:16:16: @DazzW yep win98 home skinned in silver if i recall bleurghhh
  
• 19:17:18: any interesting waves going on out there?
  
• 20:15:41: @MerylORourke ha ha good stuff..
  
• 22:49:50: RT It'll be Welsh Fajitas next @photosbymatt Chippy sells Irish Curry sauce...WTF?
  
• 22:58:30: @marcusbrig saw them last tour .. their performance was a sensory overload - awesome
  

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From Twitter 11-12-2009

• 10:45:48: @andy_lamb If I'm not mistaken it's what you might call "Predictive Programming"
  
• 10:57:27: @andy_lamb Apparently, .. Xbox 360 controllers are being interfaced for military applications http://is.gd/4Tflm - armchair warriors :(
  
• 10:59:24: Xbox 360 controller + laptop = airborne division of armchair killing machines
  
• 11:03:05: @andy_lamb - reminds me of Homers quote in this Simpsons episode http://is.gd/4TfwD
  
• 11:10:02: Countdownfalling Down #tvmoviemoviemashup
  
• 11:13:19: Countdownfalling Downfall #tvmoviemoviemoviemashup
  
• 11:45:46: @andy_lamb I actually don't mind Entourage ..but then I'm hardly a power user
  
• 12:07:48: RT @BarackBorat: Hillary is wake me at 3am with fake international incidents panic again. I am HATE that boobie-dragging prostitute.
  
• 13:03:02: @MerylORourke "Universal Health Care" possibly??
  
• 13:12:54: @MerylORourke I think it has actually been nicknamed "Obamacare" by some.. you will see a whole list of articles if you google it
  
• 19:06:09: yay back in internet world
  
• 21:20:14: @iThumbmynose My fave by Embrace is "Back to what you know" awesome track
  
• 21:24:48: @andy_lamb hmmm could be interesting, i guess you really need the keypad to use it properly
  
• 21:26:31: @iThumbmynose saw them at a V Festival at couple of years ago .. very underrated
  
• 21:27:22: @iThumbmynose no props re wave
  

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From Twitter 11-11-2009

• 10:17:34: Can anyone with a working BS meter check out this GURU's claim that he hasnt eaten or drank water for 65 years - http://is.gd/4So55 - ermmm
  
• 10:36:58: Food for thought - http://yfrog.com/0n7fug
  
• 12:21:38: RT Congratualtions.. don't let it change you @photosbymatt: Lottery win! £2.00!
  
• 12:21:49: Still can't fucking spell
  
• 12:51:19: New PC to encourage older users - http://is.gd/4StEn - It has a built in foot warmer and an optional Werthers original dispenser
  
• 13:00:25: Oi Caine shat it - Caine calls for national service - http://is.gd/4StZi
  
• 13:04:47: Cole plans duet with Snow Patrol - http://is.gd/4Su9P - no not Lloyd Cole / Andy Cole / Nat King Cole
  
• 13:09:14: Im so sick of this misspelt name fiasco .. the real scandal is that all politicians are still breathing
  
• 13:19:34: Just had a browse on Sky News Website, rather than charge for content why doesn't Murdoch just take it down - it's an abomination
  
• 13:35:09: "Feds Wanted Private Data on All Visitors to Liberal News Site" - US but similar to the 1 yr data retention policy for UK http://is.gd/4Svd5
  
• 14:18:36: Its funny how the first MP to be jailed/fined for expense fiddling is an Ex UKIP member. I want to see high profile Tory/Labour jail terms
  
• 14:29:34: Comedy headline of the day - "Mandelson: 'contract' between Sun and Tories may undermine BBC impartiality"- http://is.gd/4SxiX
  
• 14:30:08: The comments on that last link are awesome
  
• 14:50:24: OZ news - "Global Bully Rudd fights for foreign committee, against citizens" - http://is.gd/4Syax #co2isnotevil
  
• 15:16:12: Petition @twitter to #SaveReTweets http://act.ly/er RT to sign
  
• 19:34:53: I just had a session of reflexology and managed to retain sphincter control - beat that
  
• 20:24:11: "Lies" by Tony Blair #celebrityperfumes
  
• 20:35:53: So I have 2 google wave invites going spare the first two current followers to tweet me can have one each
  
• 20:42:34: no followers have tweeted me yet for an invite
  
• 20:45:40: RT @tommysalami013 @NeoplasmSix Can I have an invite? http://scr.im/xctom DM me your email address
  
• 20:48:23: RT @tommysalami013 @NeoplasmSix Click the link and my email will be in there. Just follow the instructions - done
  
• 21:26:44: @iThumbmynose DM me your email address and I will be happy to add you
  
• 21:29:48: RT @Dervheid @NeoplasmSix Oh go on then, if there's still any left that is...dm me your email address
  
• 21:29:53: All gone
  
• 22:44:40: invites are in the post peeps
  

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From Twitter 11-10-2009

• 11:02:05: @AndyRileyish Bran has better watch out too.. it's dangerous being a breakfast cereal #brownspellingmistakes
  
• 12:03:21: you know what I did last summer #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:13:26: 030 #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:14:24: Iron The Man In The Mask #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:35:10: A Spider Came Along #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:38:54: Read After Burning #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:41:19: 4 Hour Party, 2 People #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:42:21: The World Of Wars #reorderedmovies
  
• 12:53:44: The Lives Of Potato Sex Men #reorderedmovies
  
• 13:02:50: AbortiAnne Robinson #BabyCelebs (too much?)
  
• 13:03:38: @SIMpixels robbed your idea again sorry! #BabyCelebs
  
• 13:06:44: More Woe - Lloyds announces 5,000 job cuts - http://is.gd/4RFWt
  
• 13:11:12: Intenet related News of the Day - UK surveillance plan to go ahead - http://is.gd/4RG5E ... #wankers #cunts
  
• 13:11:31: cant even spell internet properly
  
• 13:45:01: Squarebob Spongepants The Movie #reorderedmovies
  
• 13:56:41: @Dervheid I'm suprised they asked anyone at all #Orwellian #Dictatorship #Gits Will they be using Indect http://is.gd/4RHIg
  
• 13:58:21: @Jason_Manford She'll be on a no-fly list too
  
• 14:39:02: @debonbon I dont like that you can't empty the trash
  
• 14:41:47: @debonbon I'm guessing it will be refined before full release which I understand is almost a year away, hope it improves considerably
  
• 14:53:15: @debonbon I think I agree
  
• 15:58:27: L.A.R.D.Y #reorderedfilms
  
• 16:41:09: RT @DazzW Saving Ryan's Privates #reorderedfilms
  
• 16:42:09: @Dervheid There's loads more stuff too... that was just something that has been uncovered recently
  
• 17:13:12: Here is some more #CO2 related bullshit for you to digest "Energy costs to soar if no carbon deal, agency says" - http://is.gd/4RPWQ
  
• 17:34:48: @BinaryDad http://www.nicolabryant.net/
  
• 17:42:44: @BinaryDad Yep .. mentions that in the biography section
  
• 18:23:11: Just looking at the BBC Have Your Say regarding Brown's splelgni mistake - http://is.gd/4RSSX - I think I have found his fans here...
  
• 18:25:22: See how everyone is commenting on Browns fopar and they have lost focus on the fact that the wars are unwinable bank cash cows
  
• 21:48:02: #thingsthatwontstopGodzilla - The War on Terror
  
• 21:50:43: #thingsthatwontstopGodzilla rat poison
  
• 21:51:45: #thingsthatwontstopGodzilla Rupert Murdoch
  
• 21:52:52: #thingsthatwontstopGodzilla The Lisbon Treaty
  
• 21:53:42: #thingsthatwontstopGodzilla a limit of 140 characters
  

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From Twitter 11-09-2009

• 10:34:45: Morning peeps
  
• 10:35:10: Really fucking angry after reading the following in the telegraph
  
• 10:35:15: More CO2 Bullshit - Everyone in Britain could be given a personal 'carbon allowance' - http://bit.ly/2WUtko
  
• 10:49:24: @mikeshaw101 why doesn't that suprise me.. its bullshit that is all
  
• 14:00:07: @_3_ "Kissinger" was the first name the comes to mind.. whats funnier(or not at all funny) is that he is still the puppet master in the US !
  
• 14:04:24: NSA Advisor - General James L. Jones "I take my daily orders from Dr. Kissinger" - http://is.gd/4QSkk #warcriminal
  
• 18:16:00: Fuck Modern Warfare I want a Banking simulator (with the Corruption addon obviously!) then I could simulate looting the economy
  
• 19:24:05: LHC Fail Bird shuts down atom smasher - http://tinyurl.com/ykahgz2
  
• 21:16:18: @andy_lamb £97 for a picture of a cunt, wow
  
• 21:17:54: RT @SIMpixels RT: @PhotoLegal: News: Met tries to cover up photographs of police without IDs (Evening Standard) http://bit.ly/2LMOjK
  
• 23:04:41: @andy_lamb Limited edition special with an extra sad looking puppy actually!
  

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From Twitter 11-08-2009

• 11:47:34: Hello world
  
• 11:48:14: Is it safe to get up yet?
  
• 13:21:29: Which one of you bastardos gave me this cold?
  
• 14:17:29: Can anyone direct me to a free* #hdr plugin for ps elements or aperture
  
• 14:42:38: @iamamro your mission was successful sir
  
• 18:59:26: My 6 year old son just misheard the word "butler" he asked what is "butt love" ?
  

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