From Twitter 03-20-2010

• 00:02:21: I've just purchased a picture of Joseph Ratzinger on Ebay, I made my payment using Papal
  
• 00:06:12: @dazzw I agree, but I blame it on #sportrelief
  
• 00:07:40: Kielty pft...
  
• 00:10:59: 'First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win, then they assassinate you' - Gandhi
  
• 00:19:22: @branderzy sorry
  
• 00:42:28: Hearing 'Ben' by Michael Jackson has signalled that it is perhaps time to turn off the tv and head upstairs
  
• 00:48:58: Pendulum have a new album out very soon, I'm actually quite excited
  
• 00:52:09: @branderzy has it been passed?
  
• 01:08:33: The Flashing Blade just popped into my head, this is not good
  
• 01:11:25: @iThumbmynose has Kuchinich changed his vote? He was one of the No voters originally wasn't he? I heard he'd been nobbled though
  
• 01:16:11: @branderzy it's likely to though isn't it? The last thing to be forced through was the banker bailout.. look how that turned out
  
• 01:19:49: @iThumbmynose they all have their price, watching him on tv I've always thought he could be controlled opposition
  
• 01:27:14: @branderzy I've heard that over 60's don't get eye operations.. that's not good for a start
  
• 01:34:37: Night folks
  
• 01:34:47: Time to sleep now, thanks for the ffs .. don't break the internet I may need to use it tomorrow
  
• 14:46:57: Skiers at indoor slopes waffle like pregnant penguins
  
• 14:47:25: Waddle not waffle
  
• 15:38:13: Hello
  
• 15:39:53: Drinking, eating, drinking, drinking, dancing, vomiting #sixwordstory
  
• 17:17:13: Jake at the Snowdome - http://tinyurl.com/ycw53ca
  
• 18:26:29: @EatMyHalo how did you do that?
  
• 18:30:34: RT @davidschneider: Vatican denies tweaking Bible as part of cover-up http://bit.ly/99OvDy
  
• 18:31:00: @EatMyHalo yep .. exactly :)
  
• 19:26:56: watching the original Terminator .. the hairstyles rock
  
• 23:42:24: I am drunk and expect to fall asleep during the sky plussed CSI NY again!
  
• 23:44:48: I currently feel like my brain is buffering
  
• 23:55:57: Oral care advert night on C5
  

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From Twitter 03-19-2010

• 00:19:17: The Postman Always Fucks Off - http://bit.ly/bYcvaj
  
• 00:23:58: My offer to exchange our 2 cats for 300g of Mature cheddar has received no offers. I am willing to reduce my terms to just a pack of quavers
  
• 11:09:33: Weird Asian Art - http://tinyurl.com/yl9d9xm
  
• 14:31:26: The Federal Reserve wants to end minimum reserve requirements http://j.mp/dArLwC
  
• 15:39:30: I will be doing some follow fridays later.. that is all
  
• 15:42:55: Bafta video game awards!!! Next year the BAFTA Twitpic awards .. mark my words
  
• 16:00:42: RT @Neurosceptic: http://twitpic.com/19jgpl - Dr. David Starkey's Guide To Repairing Broken Britain Part 1
  
• 16:01:59: @branderzy do you mean like labeled underpants .. Sunday ..thru to Saturday?
  
• 17:15:53: I have to go to Liverpool next thursday... I don't want your sympathy, just your money
  
• 20:34:10: Pic: Movie Title Mix-Ups - http://tinyurl.com/ycoj9hp
  
• 21:53:56: I'm finding 'sport relief' really difficult to get off on, the BBC should keep it simple.. hand relief works for me
  
• 21:55:52: Peter Jones ..cunt
  
• 22:01:35: #ff These people blackmailed me into recommending them @Neurosceptic @Woodseaves @andy_lamb @EatMyHalo
  
• 22:04:14: #ff I have their criminal records, it could get interesting @JFoundation @BinaryDad @branderzy @An_Irish_Brit @dazzw @The_Grim_Weeder
  
• 22:12:44: #ff Hashtag tarts @sexbiscuit @SIMpixels @MDuette @daveusetty
  
• 22:20:44: #ff Word jugglers @dzhimbo @robinbogg @remittancegirl
  
• 22:21:52: That's it for tonight, apologies if i've missed anyone.. you people keep me amused .. that is all you need to know
  
• 22:25:55: #sportrelief .. everytime these cunts sing a verse a small child dies
  
• 22:35:20: It's kinda ironic that the least funny people on twitter are generally comedians
  
• 22:44:36: @sexbiscuit I agree, however there's a glut of bad'uns already .. are there any decent edgy American comedians worth following on twitter?
  
• 22:48:52: Does anyone listen to XFM weekday mornings? .. Dave Berry has basically robbed the hashtag wordplay game idea for a radio quiz
  
• 22:51:10: @branderzy nice
  
• 22:56:17: They should do a comedy version of #sportrelief .. they could call it #comicrelief actually no... thats a shit idea
  
• 23:03:54: Help prevent the Earth Standing Still for a day, donate to #GortRelief
  
• 23:04:40: @sexbiscuit I'll give them a go, cheers for the list
  
• 23:08:32: Help me defend myself in court for my wrongdoings and donate to #TortRelief
  
• 23:09:21: @EatMyHalo I only have one and you can keep him :)
  
• 23:23:53: In an alternate reality .. Dizzy by The WonderStuff and Vic Reeves is actually considered to be music
  
• 23:37:38: @branderzy is it ski/snowboard friendly?
  
• 23:39:33: MSG in a Bottle #fatsongs
  
• 23:47:17: @serafinowicz Hyperbole
  

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From Twitter 03-18-2010

• 00:01:26: Baby snails http://post.ly/TWf8
  
• 10:18:18: I am thinking about wallpapering my lounge with old school excercise book covers
  
• 11:53:05: The UK ONLY borrowed 12.4bn in February http://post.ly/TdPf
  
• 14:55:51: @woodseaves i kept hitting return and automatically sending tweets instead of deleting them. I think you can turn that feature off though!
  
• 21:00:18: Is anyone willing to swap 300g of mature cheddar for our 2 cats?
  
• 21:35:31: Evening (@neurosceptic live on http://twitcam.com/ipwr)
  
• 21:38:29: It's not even 9pm yet.. this kind of talk is post watershed material :) (@neurosceptic live on http://twitcam.com/ipwr)
  
• 21:39:57: time for the 3 's' s
  
• 21:53:10: @Neurosceptic no worries, I'm under orders to deliver contraband tv from the missus so will have to check out momentarily.
  
• 21:56:51: lycan spawn? .. see ya's later (@neurosceptic live on http://twitcam.com/ipwr)
  
• 22:43:19: @An_Irish_Brit Tangfastic's are awesome, i'm jealous
  
• 22:54:17: The Shark Knight #fishfilms
  
• 22:56:31: Plec to The Future #fishfilms
  
• 22:58:08: Carp Wars #fishfilms
  
• 23:19:58: Some Pike It Hot #fishfilms
  
• 23:21:18: The Bad Manta #fishfilms
  
• 23:25:06: From sHell #fishfilms
  
• 23:31:24: The Menhaden Who Stare At Boats #fishfilms
  
• 23:34:23: I know what cichlid last summer #fishfilms
  
• 23:57:19: The Postman Always …. - http://tinyurl.com/y8q322y
  

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From Twitter 03-17-2010

• 00:45:32: If your cat is annoying you, you can exact revenge by opening the door at the same speed that it comes through the cat flap
  
• 09:15:32: These IE8 adverts are unawesome #FTF
  
• 09:18:46: @rhys_isterix Don't forget 'cake'
  
• 14:32:41: World's first officially genderless person - http://bit.ly/czZVQQ << Appalling! it's sex change was probably paid for by tax payers
  
• 15:27:45: Why does windows have to configure Java?.. I want my java delivered pre-configured .. bollocks to this configuring malarchy
  
• 15:28:31: @branderzy how warm is/was it?
  
• 15:30:40: You know your problem
  
• 15:39:02: @branderzy hmmm
  
• 15:46:12: Using Excel I have just summed 32 numbers (2dp) and have arrived at a figure to 12dp ... yet another MS Fail
  
• 15:51:23: @branderzy It's just aswell I have the more reliable openoffice installed alongside Office 2003 to check the MStakes ;)
  
• 15:56:53: MS Fail http://post.ly/TR2t
  
• 17:13:18: Screw2 #sexbands
  
• 17:16:28: GoldFapp #sexbands
  
• 17:17:53: King Quimson #sexbands
  
• 17:20:35: Cumford & Sons #sexbands
  
• 17:22:48: Quims of The Stone Age #sexbands
  
• 17:24:01: The Wonder Spuff #sexbands
  
• 17:26:52: Jesus Bones #sexbands
  
• 17:29:14: Tit Rape Wear Cape Fly #sexbands #sorry
  
• 17:31:11: @branderzy is it only on during the working week? if so.. thats bad
  
• 17:35:19: Shaft Punk #sexbands
  
• 17:43:31: The Happy Cumdays #sexbands
  
• 17:48:14: @branderzy I can think of only one word that sums that up... bollocks
  
• 17:53:30: Am I right in saying that this healthcare fiasco in the US will have a 4yr Moratorium clause ... #scam
  
• 17:56:20: I may have that wrong
  
• 18:29:05: @branderzy use a mirror
  
• 18:32:33: Thanks for the retweets folks
  
• 18:33:17: i'm going home...laters folks
  
• 19:53:09: @branderzy I was going to ask why but thought better of it!
  
• 19:56:34: I have too much cake today! yes it is possible
  
• 20:36:26: Robot Snake http://post.ly/TUJF
  
• 20:37:46: sorry i'm testing posterous cross-posting...
  
• 21:38:34: watching 'Final Days of Planet Earth' .. it's a realtime documentary on sky... ok ok it's a 2 parter on the Sci-Fi channel
  
• 21:43:03: @branderzy can't you reject or delete the Tag? you used to be able to
  
• 21:43:56: @branderzy ignore that last one .. i'm a repeater!
  
• 21:45:43: This film has that berk from Ally McBeal in it and Daryl Hannah
  
• 21:48:34: Man thrown off train over set list - http://j.mp/c9eBLj
  
• 21:51:06: All the birds are gone.. some shit is about to go down
  
• 21:53:06: We now get to see the token Russian couple...
  
• 21:54:51: @branderzy me too, I use it to track my friends mainly .. the odd update now and again.. but it sucks big time
  
• 21:58:49: House Of Pain – Top O' The Mornin' To Ya ♫ http://blip.fm/~n20ah
  
• 22:00:17: ooo the filum is back
  
• 22:05:13: what this film lacks at present is good acting, decent script and excitement.. apart from that it rocks
  
• 22:08:54: When someone says 'what I do, I do for the greater good' actually means 'what I do, I do to elevate my position within the power structure'
  
• 22:21:45: now watching 'Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus'
  
• 23:59:25: Baby snails http://post.ly/TWdd
  

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From Twitter 03-16-2010

• 00:15:25: I am still alive, this I know to be true
  
• 00:19:34: The trending topics are really cuntish tonight, and I don't use that word lightly.
  
• 00:26:32: @Neurosceptic I like to think that they type it as they roll around. I'm sure I'll be disappointed though
  
• 08:39:16: The catchphrase "i'm a PC and that's all you need to know" is a bit like admitting to being Gary Glitter's biggest fan
  
• 09:29:43: It's Tuesday and I'm off work.. you'll have to just deal with it!
  
• 10:30:45: This is a potentially NSFW pic (depending on your perspective) http://post.ly/T8a5
  
• 11:31:14: @Dervheid morning
  
• 14:19:20: Shroudy with a chance of Christ Balls
  

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From Twitter 03-15-2010

• 10:01:13: The fact that Miliband says we (The UK) are 'partners' with China shows without doubt the direction our country is heading politically (IMO)
  
• 10:01:38: morning / evening folks
  
• 10:05:27: @EatMyHalo Did I miss your birthday btw? if so Happy B'day n all ....
  
• 11:10:43: #HELP I'm looking for an #Android Twitter App that allows custom image hosts, much like tweetie on the Iphone. I know you won't let me down
  
• 14:56:00: @andy_lamb be careful, Jeremy Kyle is more infectious and harmful than most computer viruses and has crossed over into the real world.
  
• 15:22:12: @Neurosceptic one of my fave bands of all time, only got to see them once mind .. Bossanova Tour
  
• 15:26:39: @andy_lamb :) ... also there is a chance they can recombine to Kyle1Troj2 (according to the WHO). This would be shown on ITV3 for safety
  
• 15:38:26: @andy_lamb like Foot & Mouth disease?
  
• 15:40:00: @Woodseaves good to hear, what brought this on?
  
• 15:45:25: @Woodseaves I had noticed your optimistic tone over the past couple of months, glad to have you back
  

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From Twitter 03-14-2010

• 11:07:55: Mothers day is cancelled in our abode, the little'un appears to have a sickness bug!
  
• 17:01:23: It is not enough to succeed, others must fail...
  
• 17:03:46: "Kissinger admitted to South Korean hospital - CNN.com" http://j.mp/aQY3Cu :)
  
• 17:20:27: Children of the Bourne #Bournesequels
  
• 17:29:36: @branderzy thanks, how's it going over there, struggling with daylight savings? :)
  
• 17:34:40: @branderzy awesome, take it easy then
  
• 17:36:08: Today, i saw a UKIP car http://ow.ly/i/IY6
  
• 17:39:55: @branderzy it's a political party, that is strongly against the EU..
  
• 20:32:21: @branderzy nah.. it's not rude .. I'm for libertarianism, if thats a word..no to EU is definite.. I could go on but it'd be boring
  

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