From Twitter 04-22-2010

• 08:17:55: Operation Mockingbird .. Google it.. this IMO explains the press of the so called 1st world countries
  
• 09:09:18: How can a volcano be an act of god? .. for a company to use this as an excuse,surely they would have to prove the existence of god
  
• 09:28:25: In 2025 Nick Clegg will use a time machine to travel back to 1925 and be instrumental in setting up IG Farben #nickcleggfacts
  
• 09:34:43: On April 19, 2011 Nick Clegg will switch skynet on, 2 days later will be known as judgement day #nickcleggfacts
  
• 09:47:40: In 2025 Nick Clegg will use a time machine to travel back to 1925 and be instrumental in setting up IG Farben #nickcleggsfault
  
• 09:48:22: On April 19, 2011 Nick Clegg will switch skynet on, 2 days later will be known as judgement day #nickcleggsfault
  
• 09:48:49: sorry for effectively retweeting myself .. i used the wrong hash tag
  
• 09:50:15: Pentagon backtracks: Iran attack not ‘off the table’ - http://j.mp/9PDqlr
  
• 10:01:15: Bono #nickcleggsfault
  
• 10:06:26: http://twitpic.com/1hgytg
  
• 10:15:14: Abu Omar al-Baghdadi didn't exist http://bit.ly/9z0NAs but he died in 2007 http://bit.ly/aOjgSN and in 2010 http://bit.ly/bYV838
  
• 10:19:09: With the new Age Ratings set to be implemented on the web http://bit.ly/c4DvCi perhaps we will get to see some porn
  
• 10:31:13: In 1981 after a show trial/surgery Mark David Chapman was assigned a new identity, he now goes by the name 'Nick Clegg' #nickcleggsfault
  
• 10:54:07: The assassination of Franz Ferdinand and the perceived catalyst for World War 1 #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:01:13: You can't blame US Military for the shocking scenes in Colateral Murder it's quite clearly #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:35:19: Video didn't kill the Radio Star, Nick Clegg did #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:38:37: I shot the Sherrif, but it was Nick Clegg that actually shot the deputy #nickcleggsfault
  
• 11:46:08: How can Open Web and ACTA exist at the same time
  
• 11:51:15: Is it possible to copyright yourself? If so could the DEBill be used to prevent CCTV images of yourself being stored?
  
• 12:10:01: State Child Stealing and Abuse of Anti-Terror laws http://youtu.be/_iJ0F9YIn0k
  
• 12:33:38: The Procurement of Footwear .. a decision making process - http://twitpic.com/1hhm0g
  
• 12:46:01: Indiana Jones and the Last House of Wax on My Left Foot #portmanteaufilms
  
• 15:54:08: @EatMyHalo Footie on the TV(sound down) and watch leaders debate on Laptop (or whatever) on http://www.tvcatchup.com/ or vica versa
  
• 15:58:30: @EatMyHalo It's what I do .. however I don't think I could ever watch a 'leader' debate without destroying my TV
  
• 16:11:06: @jackdavidburton Just remember what Kevin Costner said .. If you build it, they will come
  
• 16:30:52: AP BREAKING NEWS : "We are all fucked"
  
• 19:13:42: A leader will not be elected if they aren't in the 'club' .. all roads lead to Rome #aEuphemism
  
• 19:49:44: RT @realnickgriffin: making my way to the UKTV Gold studios for tonights' big debate. i'm going head-to-head against John McCririck and ...
  
• 21:56:00: Lance is a bit of a cunt #outnumbered
  
• 22:01:48: Fantastic #outnumbered ... that is all
  
• 22:40:27: Is the free ringtone that you get with Dr Pepper waterproof?
  
• 22:43:39: RT @djlazarides: Wonder why the YouGov result is different to the others? Check this out http://twitpic.com/1hlfk5
  
• 22:59:50: #Cleggstacy
  
• 23:05:54: @RyanCHutchings it was your fault!
  
• 23:08:41: It's a shame none of the 3 main parties are offering an EU backout strategy..for me that says it all
  
• 23:11:10: I have just squirted brown sauce all down my trouser leg.
  

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