- 16:39:32: Mmmmm vodka and relentless
- 17:10:54: I'm sitting in the garden listening to the orb and NOT on acid .. where did it all go wrong
- 17:21:54: Currently breaking in my new astronaut boots http://twitpic.com/1gatxs
- 17:58:31: @EatMyHalo I share your hate
- 17:59:50: Listening to jukebox hero
- 18:01:32: Bono is a Cunt #bonofacts
- 18:05:49: The volcanic eruption in Iceland was a conscious effort by the volcano to prevent Bono from traveling #bonofacts
- 18:07:37: There is no 'I' in Bono #bonofacts
- 18:10:46: Bono keeps mistakenly getting booked for kids parties, the kids usually cry for the other clown #bonofacts
- 18:14:32: Freddy Krugger is based on Bono, but toned down to comply with censorship standards #bonofacts
- 18:16:15: Bono is not the Antichrist, someone else is #bonofacts
- 18:16:49: RT @EatMyHalo: When you get one of those shivers up your back, it means Bono briefly checked your timeline. #bonofacts
- 18:18:39: Bono will not interrupt my dinner, he is tied up and gagged on the garage #bonofacts
- 18:20:29: Bono has no problem with homosexuals as long as they keep away from him #bonofacts
- 18:27:11: Bono is a confusing anagram of Boon and the reason for the grim reapers error #bonofacts
- 19:34:08: The final episode of Doctor Who will reveal that Davros was not the true creator of the Daleks #bonofacts
- 19:35:51: RT @robinbogg: This kind of thing never used to happen when it was Bejams #ukash #ashtag
- 19:46:58: RT @SOTTnet: The Living Planet Europe Cuts 77% of Flights; Relief May Come April 22: European airlines canceled more than 77 pe... http: ...
- 23:29:59: I am now going to fall asleep during csi as tradition dictates due to drunkenness
- 23:34:09: Focussing is tricky, thank fuck for predictive text
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