From Twitter 03-19-2010

• 00:19:17: The Postman Always Fucks Off - http://bit.ly/bYcvaj
  
• 00:23:58: My offer to exchange our 2 cats for 300g of Mature cheddar has received no offers. I am willing to reduce my terms to just a pack of quavers
  
• 11:09:33: Weird Asian Art - http://tinyurl.com/yl9d9xm
  
• 14:31:26: The Federal Reserve wants to end minimum reserve requirements http://j.mp/dArLwC
  
• 15:39:30: I will be doing some follow fridays later.. that is all
  
• 15:42:55: Bafta video game awards!!! Next year the BAFTA Twitpic awards .. mark my words
  
• 16:00:42: RT @Neurosceptic: http://twitpic.com/19jgpl - Dr. David Starkey's Guide To Repairing Broken Britain Part 1
  
• 16:01:59: @branderzy do you mean like labeled underpants .. Sunday ..thru to Saturday?
  
• 17:15:53: I have to go to Liverpool next thursday... I don't want your sympathy, just your money
  
• 20:34:10: Pic: Movie Title Mix-Ups - http://tinyurl.com/ycoj9hp
  
• 21:53:56: I'm finding 'sport relief' really difficult to get off on, the BBC should keep it simple.. hand relief works for me
  
• 21:55:52: Peter Jones ..cunt
  
• 22:01:35: #ff These people blackmailed me into recommending them @Neurosceptic @Woodseaves @andy_lamb @EatMyHalo
  
• 22:04:14: #ff I have their criminal records, it could get interesting @JFoundation @BinaryDad @branderzy @An_Irish_Brit @dazzw @The_Grim_Weeder
  
• 22:12:44: #ff Hashtag tarts @sexbiscuit @SIMpixels @MDuette @daveusetty
  
• 22:20:44: #ff Word jugglers @dzhimbo @robinbogg @remittancegirl
  
• 22:21:52: That's it for tonight, apologies if i've missed anyone.. you people keep me amused .. that is all you need to know
  
• 22:25:55: #sportrelief .. everytime these cunts sing a verse a small child dies
  
• 22:35:20: It's kinda ironic that the least funny people on twitter are generally comedians
  
• 22:44:36: @sexbiscuit I agree, however there's a glut of bad'uns already .. are there any decent edgy American comedians worth following on twitter?
  
• 22:48:52: Does anyone listen to XFM weekday mornings? .. Dave Berry has basically robbed the hashtag wordplay game idea for a radio quiz
  
• 22:51:10: @branderzy nice
  
• 22:56:17: They should do a comedy version of #sportrelief .. they could call it #comicrelief actually no... thats a shit idea
  
• 23:03:54: Help prevent the Earth Standing Still for a day, donate to #GortRelief
  
• 23:04:40: @sexbiscuit I'll give them a go, cheers for the list
  
• 23:08:32: Help me defend myself in court for my wrongdoings and donate to #TortRelief
  
• 23:09:21: @EatMyHalo I only have one and you can keep him :)
  
• 23:23:53: In an alternate reality .. Dizzy by The WonderStuff and Vic Reeves is actually considered to be music
  
• 23:37:38: @branderzy is it ski/snowboard friendly?
  
• 23:39:33: MSG in a Bottle #fatsongs
  
• 23:47:17: @serafinowicz Hyperbole
  

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