From Twitter 03-28-2010

• 18:48:33: I appear to have eaten my recommended weekly allowance of food in one sitting, duck for cover if you best my stomach growl
  
• 18:56:08: Fucking predictive text
  
• 23:11:24: Is there supposed to be a free album download in today's sunday times? #help
  

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