- 00:29:52: if anyone is considering mixing Stella, slow gin an a touch of absinthe at this stage I highly recommend it
- 00:31:00: however I haven't yet experienced the resultant hangover yet!
- 00:33:12: I meant sloe not slow , bastard predictive text
- 00:55:32: focusing on anything over 12 inches away is becoming increasingly difficult
- 00:59:30: "cheese or tease" #failedgameshowtitles
- 01:02:15: 8 Out of 10 Cunts. #failedgameshowtitles
- 01:11:46: Have I Got Jews to Queue #failedgameshowtitles @itrhymedandiamdrunk
- 01:12:53: oops
- 01:28:12: @SIMpixels no worries
- 01:57:55: Cockmuster #failedgameshowtitles
- 02:01:06: @PrezofEarth ... "at" ???
- 10:30:46: Morning folks. Somethings afoot. Its not even 10am and i am awake
- 10:34:24: @Woodseaves further proof that the sky is falling. Perhaps i am over reacting!
- 10:35:03: Breakfast time
- 17:12:55: I am sooo tired I have nothing to add today #sorry Must try harder!!
- 17:24:55: @abstractimages My son wouldn't eat his soup once. I forced him to eat it though. He cried so much he shot it out of his nose
- 17:26:23: @andy_lamb cats huh? We lost one of ours for 3 weeks when he was a young whippersnapper.
- 17:29:01: @abstractimages unfortunately not. However when he was about 3 he fell of a swing into dirt. Rather than pick him up I got my camera out!
- 17:31:12: Will have to find the photo out of when he fell asleep in his spaghetti bolognese. That was a classic too
- 17:40:15: @abstractimages I'll find it later when I shift my arse from the Sofa. I've tagged every photo i've taken using 'faces' on Iphoto !!
- 17:45:32: This is one I found quickly.. Bolognese goatee beard
http://yfrog.com/35zh7kj - 17:50:27: Baddies really are a shit shot in made for TV movies #fact
- 18:18:47: @ScottWGraves Iceland?
- 18:23:35: "Michael Jackson WAS murdered: Death certificate amended by coroner after police investigation" - http://j.mp/7kA4X2
- 18:26:58: @Jason_Manford i've been saying this all along. Nobody listened though!! The w@$kers
- 18:38:05: This is funny http://twitpic.com/xjhit
- 18:42:07: Tesco Value Mathematics http://twitpic.com/xji3y
- 18:48:15: This is also funny. I don't however condone the message (any of them.. whatever they may be) http://twitpic.com/xjj0n
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