From Twitter 11-11-2009

• 10:17:34: Can anyone with a working BS meter check out this GURU's claim that he hasnt eaten or drank water for 65 years - http://is.gd/4So55 - ermmm
  
• 10:36:58: Food for thought - http://yfrog.com/0n7fug
  
• 12:21:38: RT Congratualtions.. don't let it change you @photosbymatt: Lottery win! £2.00!
  
• 12:21:49: Still can't fucking spell
  
• 12:51:19: New PC to encourage older users - http://is.gd/4StEn - It has a built in foot warmer and an optional Werthers original dispenser
  
• 13:00:25: Oi Caine shat it - Caine calls for national service - http://is.gd/4StZi
  
• 13:04:47: Cole plans duet with Snow Patrol - http://is.gd/4Su9P - no not Lloyd Cole / Andy Cole / Nat King Cole
  
• 13:09:14: Im so sick of this misspelt name fiasco .. the real scandal is that all politicians are still breathing
  
• 13:19:34: Just had a browse on Sky News Website, rather than charge for content why doesn't Murdoch just take it down - it's an abomination
  
• 13:35:09: "Feds Wanted Private Data on All Visitors to Liberal News Site" - US but similar to the 1 yr data retention policy for UK http://is.gd/4Svd5
  
• 14:18:36: Its funny how the first MP to be jailed/fined for expense fiddling is an Ex UKIP member. I want to see high profile Tory/Labour jail terms
  
• 14:29:34: Comedy headline of the day - "Mandelson: 'contract' between Sun and Tories may undermine BBC impartiality"- http://is.gd/4SxiX
  
• 14:30:08: The comments on that last link are awesome
  
• 14:50:24: OZ news - "Global Bully Rudd fights for foreign committee, against citizens" - http://is.gd/4Syax #co2isnotevil
  
• 15:16:12: Petition @twitter to #SaveReTweets http://act.ly/er RT to sign
  
• 19:34:53: I just had a session of reflexology and managed to retain sphincter control - beat that
  
• 20:24:11: "Lies" by Tony Blair #celebrityperfumes
  
• 20:35:53: So I have 2 google wave invites going spare the first two current followers to tweet me can have one each
  
• 20:42:34: no followers have tweeted me yet for an invite
  
• 20:45:40: RT @tommysalami013 @NeoplasmSix Can I have an invite? http://scr.im/xctom DM me your email address
  
• 20:48:23: RT @tommysalami013 @NeoplasmSix Click the link and my email will be in there. Just follow the instructions - done
  
• 21:26:44: @iThumbmynose DM me your email address and I will be happy to add you
  
• 21:29:48: RT @Dervheid @NeoplasmSix Oh go on then, if there's still any left that is...dm me your email address
  
• 21:29:53: All gone
  
• 22:44:40: invites are in the post peeps
  

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