- 00:28:54: Cheese + potato / bacon = ?
- 00:36:44: Tonights curry is really backfiring, my backside currently sounds like a 1960's VW Beetle
- 09:35:05: Just had a look at Oprah forums (not sure why!) - should be renamed the cult of Obama http://tr.im/ypBN - America you are properly broken !
- 09:37:07: White House Extends 9/11 National Emergency (Another year of warmongering basically) - http://tr.im/ypCx - #WTF
- 10:03:12: Ranked 33,794th worldwide on Cursebird - Fuckers
- 10:17:14: Disturbing on more than one level - http://twitpic.com/hajxu
- 10:21:25: Last one for now - The" is it Fucked Up?" flowchart - http://twitpic.com/hak5p
- 10:25:29: @BinaryDad I just had a look at the website, perhaps its an age thing but nothing on it makes sense, perhaps you need a low IQ to "get it" !
- 10:38:12: @BinaryDad It does not compute .. to me the supersuper website looks like pacman has vomited all over ebay
- 10:57:19: The drawing toolbox in MS Word should be scrapped and replaced with something that actually works
- 11:06:33: Microsoft fuck off - you fail in a way that is an embarrassment to fail
- 11:08:02: Nothing fucking lines up if you move the page margins #msfail
- 11:12:37: in my anger against MS I have committed my own fail of not saving my work #Ifail
- 11:44:02: 'Hijack-proof' airliner will fly itself out of danger - http://tr.im/yq0j - This sounds scarier than the prospect of being hijacked :-(
- 11:45:23: That last article goes back to 2006, I wonder whether this been implemented yet?
- 12:06:49: I'm sorry if this offends anyone but I hold no pride for men and women who signed up for the job of killing foreigners in wars based on LIES
- 12:07:13: Nearly lunch time...
- 12:20:39: @BinaryDad - Likewise, I appreciate a lot of them swore some kind of misguided blind allegiance, I guess thats why the recruit them as kids
- 12:24:19: RT @Chilma: Reasons I prefer twitter to facebook 001 - it isn't full of cocks who put LOL after every fucking thing they type.LOL
- 12:44:52: RT @andy_lamb: Vulvarine #worstsuperheroes #pornosuperheroes - :) someone with a degree of artistic talent should sketch this one up.
- 12:46:16: Just lost a follower - ho hum
- 12:50:38: @SaraFeenan #unfollowfriday - thanks - thats a cracking idea and my Friday evening sorted !
- 12:53:49: @BinaryDad - Nice find - If you press Shift F3 a second time it capitalises the first letter
- 12:56:05: in 47 tweets I will hit the big 2000 - something really sweary will probably occur
- 13:09:38: @BinaryDad Indeed, it almost as if someone at MS actually thought about something
- 13:32:56: Just had a cull of a few useless eaters - I'm please to say I'm still following you lot though :-)
- 13:38:48: As a lazy bastard I am curious as to whether anyone has setup a #followfriday website similar to twitter karma..i.e sign in tick the names..
- 13:39:03: add a personal message then hit the send button
- 14:08:20: Piltdown Man - #worstsuperheroes
- 14:14:16: Penitent Man #worstsuperheroes - Catholic super hero with the ability to repent for his sins
- 14:17:07: @andy_lamb wasn't that one know as Lucy - the peat bogger
- 14:19:41: @BinaryDad - It should but in your heart you know it doesn't
- 14:22:40: Nowhere Man #worstsuperheroes - lives in Nowhere Land, makes nowhere plans with the world at his command and does fuck all
- 14:31:50: @andy_lamb Like this? http://twitpic.com/hb04o
- 14:32:13: RT GUTTED! @followermonitor: @NeoplasmSix I've noticed that @zulutradeforex @TwHCqP stopped following you
- 14:51:20: @andy_lamb presumably applied in "History Today" stylee as formulated by Newman & Badiel?
- 15:03:56: @DazzW Apparently Newman still does very politically motivated stand up still to small audience, and he has a website !- http://tr.im/yqJz
- 15:30:03: RT When will this brain dead TV end? @mrjimBob: Fuckadoodledo http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8250256.stm
- 15:34:03: I implore everyone to #ff @BinaryDad to help overthrow the government by using his bots to enslave humanity. 500 followers is the trigger
- 15:41:19: @neurosceptic I've seen that advertised..look forward to the review!
- 15:46:35: My worst film award for 2009 goes to "The Devils Tomb" http://tr.im/yqVO, I was expecting crap, but this defied all expectations
- 15:49:09: @Dervheid couldn''t agree more.. to get any value these days you really have to pick wisely..a license fee for all that crap is theft IMO
- 16:04:43: @DazzW #worstsuperheroes was that from Viz or similar?
- 16:15:40: There seems to be a bit of a ruckus going on in the middle east (again)
- 16:22:49: Test out the new IBM image search http://tr.im/yr5I - my first thoughts are it's SHIT - google image search lets you look at smut!
- 19:52:20: Look Around You - "Germs" - http://bit.ly/DdfpK
- 21:11:00: He's talking bollocks
- 21:13:31: @KlarkeKent I think he is a member of the club and as such can such things
- 21:13:45: Say
- 21:15:12: @BinaryDad looks like the bot enslavement will have to wait then
- 21:17:15: @An_Irish_Brit Yes and this Darren Brown mentalist fella
- 21:23:13: He'll be ok
- 21:34:20: Nonsence
- 21:34:42: Or however you spell it
- 21:38:02: RT what he said -> @KlarkeKent: This sounds like a load of bollicks #derrenbrown
- 21:52:43: Numbers are of the devil, there I've said it..Derren Brown is doing Satan's bidding... Watch out for goats and pentagrams
- 21:57:14: @andy_lamb Count me in, I say dunk the fucker like a witch
- 21:57:46: Still no explanation
- 22:00:13: So basically it was a fluke?
- 22:04:35: Look into my eyessssssssssss
- 22:05:43: Gonna watch something more believeable now #supernatural
- 23:29:05: he sings nicely for a Fugly
- 23:30:12: just shut the fuck up Manilow
- 23:31:23: Manilow looks like a middle aged lesbian
- 23:32:43: enoughs enough
- 23:41:57: QI... rahhhhhhh..nice neck tie @stephenfry
- 23:45:37: Does anyone think that Derren Brown could convince Peter Mandelson to just fuck off out of our god damn country
- 23:47:27: QI is a bastard repeat..was looking forward to that..damn you BBC you license fee robbers
- 23:53:00: Quality work from Something Awful - http://twitpic.com/hd616
- 23:56:05: The next tweet is my 2000th...time for a cake and some unnecessary swearing me thinks
- 23:59:14: This is my fucking 2000th tweet..doo dah..fucking 2000th tweet doo dah...fucking 2000th tweet - http://twitpic.com/hd71f. ... here me now
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