From Twitter 08-25-2009

• 00:00:35: #bbcporn fuck the weak
  
• 00:03:07: #C4porn 8 out of 10 cunts
  
• 00:38:34: #billoddie secretly whacks off to paedo-avian porn, he loves young chicks
  
• 00:41:02: Night folks
  
• 10:14:08: AFK #movies1letteroff - http://twitpic.com/f7csf - awesome work by the Something Awful peeps - http://tr.im/x2I6
  
• 11:03:48: Someone should do a UK equivalent of this excellent 545 People by Charley Reese http://tr.im/x2RV
  
• 11:27:27: #H1N1 Vaccine tested in a matter of weeks but Immunity will take months - http://tr.im/x2Wv - if that doesn't raise red flags #nohope
  
• 12:07:39: Strictly Come Dance on the front page on the BBC News Website - people should realise what a compromised bullshit organisation the #bbc are
  
• 13:01:21: If I'm not mistaken its LUNCH TIME!!!!
  
• 13:52:03: @DazzW Without wishing to sound like a pedantic toss pot, aren't they just other ways of saying "moving air"?
  
• 13:52:29: @DazzW apart from Ionise of course
  
• 13:55:02: Experts say pollution caused by government backed big business is making polar bears smaller - http://tr.im/x3wP
  
• 13:59:43: @DazzW :-) - I think I'm turning into my father, which is bad, very bad
  
• 14:22:19: Federal Reserve loses suit demanding transparency - http://tr.im/x3EK - Something will happen that will prevent this coming to fruition
  
• 16:15:58: @SaraFeenan www.mininova.com is pretty damn good... or so i've heard!
  
• 16:17:04: @SaraFeenan www.mininova.org is pretty damn good... or so i've heard! OOPS .org not .com !
  
• 16:23:45: @SaraFeenan be careful though otherwise Darth Mandelson will strike you down
  
• 16:25:04: Internet is down so I'm using next door neighbours wifi - high five
  
• 16:34:04: @Klarkekent - how did your footie team do last night? ;-)
  
• 16:36:20: OOPS !@davesusetty - once I have a @SaraFeenan s bank details, including a sample signature I will be sure to sort out royalty payments
  
• 16:39:02: Apparently Gordon brown is repulsed by the welcome given to the "Lockerbie" bomber - fuck off brown - the alleged bombers guilt is in ...
  
• 16:39:36: question unlike your own.. you complicit one eyed cnut bag... rant over
  
• 16:40:06: Oops - need to clarify... oh fuck it..
  
• 16:40:43: @KlarkeKent soz, couldn't resist, really expected a battering last night
  
• 16:45:33: Brown 'optimistic' on Middle East - http://bit.ly/YxYgh - a war is a brewing, http://bit.ly/232L1Y - Iran 8.8 bn barrels of oil discovered
  
• 16:47:01: @KlarkeKent - indeed - aren't them the 2 guys from the Muppet show Stadler and Waldorf :-)
  
• 16:48:39: Stadler & Waldorf - http://twitpic.com/f85s0
  
• 16:59:21: WTF !!! - $1000 Per Day Fine And 30 Days In Jail For Refusing The Swine Flu Vaccine In Massachusetts? - http://bit.ly/6OjCC #H1N1
  
• 17:06:53: arse - rate limit exceeded!
  
• 17:09:14: Reset Yay !
  
• 17:14:06: UK to gift the EU £6.4 billion - The country is in a recession - @downingstreet - Thanks for imploding our economy you worthless scumbags
  
• 17:15:23: Oops forgot the linky thingy - ah bollocks - http://bit.ly/2memhL
  

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