NeoplasmSix

From Twitter 05-15-2011

2011-05-15T19:00:00.001-07:00

16:32:56: everything is OK
16:33:46: @hotpigandbadger can you recall what the 'International' part was again.. or was it just to add effect?
21:19:50: @iamadamski @hotpigandbadger so we could have called it 'Slightly garlicy transvestite twister' instead then!
21:24:09: @iamadamski I don't mind them really, as long as they keep away from me... that is
21:24:31: The French huh!
21:27:25: @iamadamski it's a vain photoshop of me as Che Guevara
21:38:35: @iamadamski ahh, we don't do sarcasm on Sunday evenings in Wylde Green. It's for outsiders only
21:41:28: I'm not ashamed to say that I quite enjoyed Chalet Girl. #ShallowAl
21:44:13: We're watching 'The Time Machine' ... I'm sure i've seen this before ... sometime in the past

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From Twitter 05-14-2011

2011-05-14T19:00:00.001-07:00

01:13:57: oops I appear to be sideways
11:55:47: all of my brakes are binding and I'm still sideways ..... hello
15:46:40: @Arcuate_Fire Thanks for the #ff appreciated as always
15:49:28: is there a footie match on ? or something?
15:55:18: First-Ever Microsoft Kinect Sex Game Launches - XBIZ Newswire http://t.co/ii4OkQA << didn't take long did it?
20:17:21: hello
20:25:39: RT @AL64: I used to be in this band, in fact i was in charge of making a ‘new tomorrow’, but in the end I just made a fire and burnt dow ...
20:40:43: #eurovision they won't be popular
20:46:03: #eurovision imagine if all music was like this ... forever.... think about it.. then puke
20:56:03: #eurovision Jim Morrison doing opera ... why!?
21:00:05: Beyond the shadow of coffee? come on Italy you can do better than that surely
21:01:17: RT @MattyG72: It's a wop Hue n Cry the smarmy, greasy, war dodging, side swapping scum #eurovision
21:13:11: #eurovision make this win
21:26:30: @hotpigandbadger yes ... I remember your bollocks swinging low... that keeps me awake some nights
22:16:14: get your freak on

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

2011-05-13T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:33:55: RT @Feisty_Onion: Bono wears sunglasses permanently because his eyes were gouged out at school and replaced with raisins. #MadeUpFacts
10:43:55: @hotpigandbadger There is a rumour of a new album #thepixies
12:00:10: Hi kids whats happening?
12:41:31: Whoever invented the term 'Cloud computing' is a twat
13:02:38: If any of you crazies are having your rapture next week, can you be quiet please as I'll be at the pub and I don't like too much noise.. ta
13:09:11: @SIMpixels That used to happen at my old work place .. people consider themselves printer experts, usually followed by a new printer
13:21:43: @SIMpixels .. you should go and hide a couple of key components to ensure it can't be rebuilt then ;)
13:24:40: The Littlest Hobocop http://t.co/S7Pevzy (via b3ta)
14:13:07: RT @SteveToyne: Kenny Loggins: the number one IT problem in Scotland
14:26:59: @MattyG72 I'm not interested either.. it's all bollocks
14:57:46: 256,971 days ago the Vatican executed many of the Knights Templar for Heresy, luckily Heresy escaped and released 'Pure and Simple' in 2001
14:59:30: @andy_lamb Be careful with Doritos ..they can be a bit stabby if you eat them too quick
15:06:45: RT @GreenLikeCash: RT if you hate people telling you what to retweet.
15:08:02: @andy_lamb I think your plan would make riveting tv , but like you say it is fraught with potential #healthandsafety issues
15:13:13: We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office - Aesop #truedat

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From Twitter 05-11-2011

2011-05-11T19:00:00.000-07:00

08:15:08: China: The New Bin Laden http://bit.ly/ifR3pR
13:35:17: Police buy software to map suspects' digital movements http://t.co/VAHQCda >> and so it begins

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

2011-05-09T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:36:51: RT @michaellegge: Remember: He's OUR @mrjimbob so if he gets to no.1 it will be like we're at no.1. RT the link,if you can: http://bit.l ...
11:10:08: please somebody waterboard Dick Cheney #youknowitmakessense
17:11:44: RT @YourAnonNews: Anonymous’ Latest Press Release and Sony Being Very Naughty Boys! - The following article contains foul... http://tumb ...
18:50:34: hello

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From Twitter 05-07-2011

2011-05-07T19:00:00.001-07:00

07:22:01: Shit My Students Write http://feedly.com/k/kdhtp2 << quite an amusing blog
09:59:01: good morning fellow infidels
13:29:12: I wonder if 'ground control' ever called Uncle Tom instead of Major Tom by mistake?! #ivealreadygotmycoaton
18:02:40: the people who know, will be first to go
18:03:23: the people with an idea, will slide into fear
18:04:15: the ignorant, will just carry on as always
18:04:50: meep

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

2011-05-06T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:47:31: Currently coughing up little splooshes of lung custard #yuck
10:22:06: @fowget Congrats 'n all that
10:56:04: Elfoid is the human-shaped phone from Japan that tickles when it rings (video) -- Engadget http://t.co/B1yV9hU << NO THANKS
11:16:35: RT @Solutions_Inc: For today's #FreebieFriday we're going to make you work for your prize ; ) Give us a follow and we'll let you know at ...
13:26:24: RT @h0mfr0g: A fictional color is a pigment of your imagination.
13:36:18: Horn on the 4th of July #randyfilms
15:53:18: @davesusetty you shouldn't put the @ for direct messages
21:52:46: Rain #ukweather
22:00:33: another fake? http://yfrog.com/h04okp
22:30:55: I loved The Shamen
22:31:52: Mr C ruined this version for me #progen
22:35:02: I liked this at the time... bit dated now mind
22:35:46: what sort of drugs was I on?
22:36:38: yes .. Gary Clail!!
22:41:21: good album but not as Box Frenzy

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

2011-05-05T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:40:35: doobie doobie doo
11:08:26: Blackout during raid on bin Laden compound - http://t.co/NEoJ9ah via << what were this bunch of cunts watching then?
11:14:26: @mikeshaw101 you're probably right, possibly learning how to act properly
11:17:52: Let me get this straight: the fallout after killing Bin Laden is acceptable but publishing the photos would cause national security problems
11:34:01: It's hard to believe a media organization with supposed scruples is not questioning this absurdity http://is.gd/DtfY0e #mockingbird
13:58:48: @fudgecrumpet still 1st
14:33:09: A LOL from b3ta http://twitpic.com/4tpllf
18:30:09: spoiled #thatisall
21:27:27: RT @doodlewhale: Stickers on the Central line http://goo.gl/ErKak

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

2011-05-04T19:00:00.001-07:00

11:10:47: *LOL*
13:58:10: USA are number 1 http://t.co/CsKUzDD << Go USA Go USA
20:24:36: RT @edsbrother: I'm hungry. Please RT.

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

2011-05-03T19:00:00.001-07:00

08:23:31: morning folks, back in Internet land after a weekend of camping !
12:01:11: Wank
13:18:02: I've jihad my lunch
13:26:14: Michael J Cloth #cleancelebs
14:17:03: @BronwenPhoenix ha ha .. 2 sugars please #tea
14:19:06: @BronwenPhoenix it doesn't look so great in green tea, but normal tea yes!
14:44:26: @cherradi We are not America .. and you're welcome
14:44:53: Some people get so touchy
14:57:09: @cherradi @BronwenPhoenix it was I that used the jihad word, it was a joke .. if we can't take and make jokes what's the point in living?
15:02:05: @cherradi well why the fuck to you insist on sticking your nose into other peoples business?
15:02:34: i think a good old blocking is in order here
15:09:14: @cherradi hey .. look I think the wars of aggression on the middle east are sickening, I'd like the Anglo/U… (cont) http://deck.ly/~ZVpLV
15:10:14: @BronwenPhoenix This chap seems a bit riled
15:12:07: @cherradi feel free to return a joke... FFS it's a play on words, where did I insult Islam .. go on pinpoin… (cont) http://deck.ly/~BJ6Bd
15:12:48: @cherradi don't get me started on Israel and it's treatment of Gaza
15:14:43: @BronwenPhoenix really? it's all a load of hot air if you ask me. I think he may be beginning to understand the fact that it was a pun
15:23:32: @cherradi we were always lead to believe it meant 'Holy War' which may or may not be correct, but that so isn't the point here.
15:30:51: @cherradi I did explain that it was a 'play on words' or a pun. Not everything is meant as an insult
15:33:14: @MariBiscuits isn't it just! I probably have a fatwa on me for insulting islam .. oh well
15:34:51: @cherradi no problem,. Your English is great for a 3rd language, with British people particularly you have t… (cont) http://deck.ly/~1Vk32
15:37:43: @cherradi no problem
15:39:31: @RoxanneLaWin be glad you get to see it in the sun shine, it's even worse in the winter
15:41:28: RT @BBCBreaking: Newspaper seller Ian Tomlinson unlawfully killed by Pc Simon Harwood at G20 protests in London
16:02:41: Demand to see Iron Sky! http://www.ironsky.net/demand/
16:56:59: http://su.pr/2uFAud << Simulates Sun Motion
17:27:42: Sorry, But I Don’t Believe This http://t.co/URq7w1G #OBL

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

2011-05-02T19:00:00.001-07:00

15:38:51: I see Bin Laden has been declared dead, the cynical may say that it's a 2nd term clincher for Barry
17:16:33: @andy_lamb odd that isn't it .. they can't even be bothered to vary the dates
17:16:53: The M5 around Bristol today was a proper cunt #traffic
17:17:44: right, i've not seen any TV since last thursday .. has anything newsworthy happened?
17:19:40: @andy_lamb Bin Laden? There are quite a few reports going around that he actually died early 2002 .. he had a fucked up liver apparently!
17:20:16: @nickjfrost don't worry you've got some of season 2 to get through aswell
17:22:35: @andy_lamb i think Bennazir Bhutto mentioned it on live tv just before she was assasinated

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

2011-04-30T19:00:00.001-07:00

12:52:52: spending the afternoon at Mt Hawke skatepark with @scampi_jobson http://twitpic.com/4repzd
22:19:45: @hotpigandbadger yes mate, next decent weekend weatherwise

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From Twitter 04-29-2011

2011-04-29T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:12:33: at the beach http://twitpic.com/4qvig4

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From Twitter 04-28-2011

2011-04-28T19:00:00.001-07:00

12:21:52: "The soldering iron is not a spoon," he said. "You are not spooning the solder on to the connection."
12:30:26: This Knights of the Garter bollocks excuse would limit the Wedding to a maximum of 24 guests surely? http://is.gd/aaHpoP #IDontGiveAFuck
12:46:51: Heir apparent? Meet Will and Kate's children http://su.pr/2bRCJ1 << good to see New Scientist doing REAL SCIENCE
13:38:58: Atlanta Georgia Cop Punches Girl In Her Face In IHOP http://t.co/9njROeZ << WOW
14:01:34: RT @Wardotron: LONDONERS: tomorrow, spare a thought for Met officers spending the bank holiday kettling swarthy types and pushing over i ...
14:08:24: This is great.. robbed from b3ta http://twitpic.com/4qiioz
18:51:56: @mrjimBob Sheriff Fatman just played on XFM FYI
20:20:03: @BinaryDad i'm with you here, the only response I ever hear is that it is good for tourism..not good enough if you ask me!

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

2011-04-27T19:00:00.001-07:00

12:12:30: Another beautiful day http://twitpic.com/4q373z
19:17:38: BBC News - Casio F-91W: The strangely ubiquitous watch http://t.co/g65uTS6 << apparently as worn by al qaeda #anothermisleadingBBCheadline
23:18:35: Torah The Explorer #religioustv

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

2011-04-26T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:38:51: I've won the lottery again! http://twitpic.com/4pornw << also a great twitpic URL
10:50:40: List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://su.pr/2Urp2M
11:03:48: @Spangila I know. it's a rare opportunity I know, but having already won the lottery twice recently *, it must be someone elses turn (* Not)
11:38:23: You'd have thought they'd have found a way of eradicating the Royals before Cancer and AIDS but it doesn't really look like they will *sad*
11:59:16: @Spangila knock yourself out :)
13:05:35: @Mr_Neurosceptic happy birthday fella
13:07:35: Just saw this posted on a forum "I have older relatives who still go to church religiously" ... had to chuckle
14:18:31: Tom Waits for no man
14:24:19: Dear burglers according to BBC 5,000 Police Officers will be on duty during Royal Wedding #justsayin #orsomething
17:07:16: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility - http://su.pr/1QlYyD (by Superman)
17:11:15: I'm surprised the CIA allowed an MI6 employee to work for al-Qaeda
17:14:12: What's all this "UK should prepare for the long haul in Libya"? I seem to remember Dave saying no boots on the ground or something similar!
17:19:06: @fowget I think she would see it
17:22:36: @fowget I thought it might be :) ... you gotta love The Onion though
17:24:11: Patient emits potentially harmful gas; hazmat called to Ann Arbor hospital http://su.pr/2ClLfc << This isn't the Onion #genuine

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From Twitter 04-24-2011

2011-04-24T19:00:00.001-07:00

07:37:57: ughhh the horror

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From Twitter 04-23-2011

2011-04-23T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:51:36: @iamadamski hangover per chance?

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From Twitter 04-22-2011

2011-04-22T19:00:00.001-07:00

11:57:07: I have mowed the lawn/moss/dirt already, and it's not even midday http://ow.ly/i/aEki
23:29:35: youuuuuu maaaakkkeeee meeeeeee feeeeeel liiiiiiikeeeee aaaaa naaaaattttttuuurrrraaaaalllllll womannnnnnnnnnnnnn
23:32:27: The Shamen – Destination Eschaton ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvie
23:35:01: PARIS ANGELS – PERFUME (ALL ON YOU) (1991) ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvlk
23:40:20: Primal Scream, Irvine Welsh And On-U Sound System - The Big Man And The Scream Team Meet The Barmy Army Uptown (... ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvrk
23:42:49: Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia ♫ http://blip.fm/~13xvud

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From Twitter 04-21-2011

2011-04-21T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:54:17: Is This Fossil a New Species of Humans? Some Experts Say "Yes" http://su.pr/2OvEEu << they are wrong it is a fossil and therefore OLD
10:01:52: Bum on Eileen #arsesongs
12:45:48: #yes2av #no2av .. it makes no difference in the long run, unless we can vote all of the cunts out
14:48:31: Slam Dunk Da Funk
15:10:04: RT Excellent! @TheFagCasanova: Just downloaded the Bible app, it's a bit weird... http://twitpic.com/4nkzie
20:53:55: @chrisdehmer i've already received it, not yet tested it yet properly, i shall get back to to you
20:57:19: @KlarkeKent not so sure I can be bothered
22:12:17: RT @beatnikrow: Sat in bed, watching telly, drinking vodka. #newlow

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From Twitter 04-20-2011

2011-04-20T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:25:49: @shinytuppence excellent new avatar
14:46:59: My mom is currently 'blasting' new age pan pipe bollocks throughout the house, may Lucifer have mercy on my ears .. praise be #bollocks
14:57:54: Jesus ... this """"music"""" is fucking terrible
20:47:31: having a spliff innit #420
21:52:47: @nerilex ha.. always finding stale halves .. several weeks too late

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From Twitter 04-19-2011

2011-04-19T19:00:00.001-07:00

13:23:01: John May Lives
13:34:03: Anyone who wants Royal Wedding mementos and such like is a complete and utter cunt #thatisall
13:45:28: I don't see why any publicly funded event should be off limits to displays of non violent civil disobedience #fucktheroyals
14:08:57: @fowget nah.. it's about time we had a real 5th column .. in a metaphorical sense only of course
14:24:31: http://twitvid.com/IP2V9 - An Introduction to the Council on Foreign Relations' (CFR) grip on the US Media
15:03:21: RT @Alexandjef: The Royal Wedding has been cancelled. Please RT.
15:52:41: The Anti-Imperialist Smiley Culture and Resisting Police Brutality - http://su.pr/2WSBM3
16:59:16: Just found this on B3ta http://twitpic.com/4mul6l #LOL

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From Twitter 04-18-2011

2011-04-18T19:00:00.001-07:00

11:06:10: I have just ordered an Owle Bubo #sothere
11:52:06: #NoToV ... burn all of the fuckers
13:39:00: If it moves .. Tax it, if it continues to move Tax it some more #government101
13:52:45: Looks like it may be time to stop using dropbox then
16:20:07: I wish Simon Cowell would take it one step further and quit 'Life'
17:58:03: @iamadamski eh? is it a cider?
17:58:55: @iamadamski that's more like it
18:00:38: @iamadamski have you found some 3G ?
18:10:19: @iamadamski old skool

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From Twitter 04-17-2011

2011-04-17T19:00:00.001-07:00

08:03:13: @iThumbmynose yes.. we did!
12:10:48: @iThumbmynose it was that or Joshua , and there were already a few of them around at the time

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From Twitter 04-16-2011

2011-04-16T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:03:58: gosh
16:49:43: Activist Post: It's Official: "Arab Spring" Subversion is US Funded http://j.mp/fPrsRa
22:05:32: @MattyG72 I can't tell the difference to be honest Matt
22:14:58: @MattyG72 I hear ya .. it looks like ive missed BGT ... was it as shit as normal?
22:20:46: @MattyG72 hopefully someone will put it on youtube so i dont have to sit thru a re-ren of the whole thing
22:21:36: I am fit to bursting after eating 3 plates of MSG at Jimmy Spices .. tasted nice at the time though
22:25:55: @iamadamski no decent signal?
22:30:35: @MattyG72 nooo i'm gonna fall asleep to CSI NY
22:34:57: @hotpigandbadger 9!!! what's wrong with you MAN!
23:09:31: @iamadamski wow .. backwards civilisation

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From Twitter 04-15-2011

2011-04-15T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:07:44: RT @SwarmedAx: http://plixi.com/p/92460781
09:59:31: ahem .... http://su.pr/33oTXc
11:51:04: Royal Wedding: Jerry Seinfeld ridicules Kate Middleton and Prince William - http://su.pr/8lmpKL < I know it's the Daily Mail but still! :)
13:51:16: RT @grazingbison: People who make obscure references to make themselves look erudite deserve a place in hell,like one would see in a Hie ...
15:10:34: Verpiss dich
22:27:03: @JohnnyA10 Thanks for the #ff .. most appreciated
22:34:03: Evenin' folks
22:58:50: Isn't it Mozuki I'm Not Just At Random In 14 days all well creepy Krays sample Just At Random In 14 days! — http://t.co/8e5SwXp

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From Twitter 04-14-2011

2011-04-14T19:00:00.001-07:00

13:16:58: Spotify can fuck off now .. from now on I'm going to 'borrow' music, the record companies can have it back when I die
14:02:38: RT @comedyfish: I bloody love this! Ukulele version of one my favourite Beastie Boys songs Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun Cover http:/ ...
15:03:01: @nerilex you should take some anti-histamine too just to be sure

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From Twitter 04-13-2011

2011-04-13T19:00:00.001-07:00

08:09:13: Dead animal count: currently none
08:27:03: this is ridiculous.. me likey! RT @laurenahayes: http://bit.ly/gclOfV
08:28:49: RT @illitertwit: RT @Ted09 I wish I saw notes like this around my town.... http://twitpic.com/4k9i8n
08:36:07: Just Like Heaven by Pentatonik-R.Simeon Bowring http://t.co/xpL9EwV << I like this version, but not as much as Dinosaur Jr's version
08:43:55: Biosphere - Phantasm http://t.co/aMiVQJn << this is well creepy (Krays sample)
08:53:10: Can anyone from Birmingham UK remember what the Ambient Night at Bonds Night Club was called in the early 90's ??
09:38:04: @JohnnyA10 it's what the dumb masses want .. unfortunately #WakingTheDead #bbc #dumb
10:27:10: http://twitpic.com/4kal6t
10:29:11: @nerilex I'm currently just typing in my bank details
11:10:40: It's about time Mozilla brought out a small irritating browser. They could call it Mozuki
11:40:49: Depleted Uranium is being used in Libya? http://t.co/5yByYfN via
11:41:43: The UN are a bunch of psychopathic cunts
13:44:58: Good afternoon cannon fodder
23:48:47: Pimple yarple knackered .,, that only hot drink that anyo… cont) I have to get as much as long as always. — http://t.co/8e5SwXp

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From Twitter 04-12-2011

2011-04-12T19:00:00.001-07:00

08:00:47: just saw a ridiculous top tweet confusing nationality and racism
08:27:20: I'm sorry but this is total bollocks, these are nationalities not races!! RT @toptweets: RT @ReaIWizKhaIlifa: (cont) http://tl.gd/9q0qs2
13:08:52: BBC News - Worrying levels of iodine deficiency in the UK http://su.pr/2VM16p << why now ... coincidence...?!?
13:11:40: Barack Obama complains about lack of privacy as president - Telegraph http://t.co/Gom64V0 << Boo Fucking Hoo
13:15:33: 63 percent of people killed in Iraq war were civilians: report - http://su.pr/31223k << i'm surprised the percentage is that low
14:17:57: We have plasterers in the house, they are arguing and almost coming to blows .. it's like they've forgotten we are here #twats
14:38:33: @illitertwit I think they've pretty much blown over (for now) will record them if it kicks off again
17:21:20: Radiation risks from Fukushima 'no longer negligible' | EurActiv http://su.pr/1dZ1bm
17:21:53: @dzhimbo Have you tried turning it off, and not on again?
19:48:34: @mrjimBob yes
21:21:52: I've just had to remove the lower half of a squirrel from the dining room.. I found one of our cats chomping on it ... #notnice

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From Twitter 04-11-2011

2011-04-11T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:24:12: It's Judgment Day in 10 days - Terminator Wiki http://su.pr/2LO95a #hurrah #oh
09:47:19: at the motor garage .... again!!
11:49:13: SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: All Muslim countries retaliate against the french by banning stripey jumpers, berets and strings of onions
12:03:42: I've had a few retweets lately.. I think I've finally learned how to do twitter *smileyface*
12:16:29: 'David Cameron's gift of war and racism, to them and us' (John Pilger)- http://is.gd/zOJQUb
12:22:59: John Pilger's articles are bang on the money, imagine if they were picked up by the newspapers #notgoingtohappen
12:31:53: I think everyone needs to go to their rooms and only come down once they're sorry
12:40:25: So why is it that the French have banned the Gurkhas?
13:50:53: @MattyG72 are you at work today?
13:54:20: @MattyG72 Who knows, the french are weird
14:26:49: @B46bs the french?
14:41:51: @molliemouse4 must be!
14:59:18: http://twitpic.com/4jmnar

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From Twitter 04-10-2011

2011-04-10T19:00:00.001-07:00

21:37:12: @iamadamski BBQ?
21:41:58: @iamadamski blimey... mind you, you have to get as much as you can whilst you have the chance
23:35:51: @iamadamski bit of a BBQ ourselves .. and lounged around ..skated ... relaxed etc
23:37:22: I have lost 2 followers. I don't know who they are thanks to having a sense of perspective
23:41:37: with that being my only entry of 2 into today's twitter diary. I bow out

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From Twitter 04-09-2011

2011-04-09T19:00:00.001-07:00

06:52:39: I can't focus
09:05:51: Fight For Your Right - Revisited http://t.co/gb7taI3 << can't wait for the new album
14:03:25: knackered .,, that is quite frankly all
15:11:41: yarple
15:15:25: @dzhimbo pimple
15:21:33: fuck the national.. it's time for a joint ... #notwoodworking
15:29:02: @dzhimbo isn't it just?

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From Twitter 04-08-2011

2011-04-08T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:37:06: BBC News - Is Britain to blame for many of the world's problems? - http://bbc.in/hETBFx << YET IT CONTINUES ... POT, KETTLE, BLACK #CUNT
10:43:49: House passes bill protecting Apple's lithium batteries from limitations - http://ow.ly/4vSqF << is this what he does between seasons?
13:29:41: Are there any mechanics out there willing to offer assistance? I have a problem with my VW T4 2.4D. After driv… (cont) http://deck.ly/~YLIGP
13:36:55: Thanks for the #FF @remittancegirl << I recommend following this young lady (Often NSFW / over 18's only)
13:45:32: @MattyG72 its not a TDI Matt and also it's not overheating! could possibly be timing belt as the water pump is powered by this #whoknows !
14:11:41: NATO's excuse for killing anti-Gaddafi forces is they didn't know the rebels had tanks .. #speechless
17:02:03: Thanks to @robots_ and @illitertwit for my #FF .. very grateful
19:01:02: @hotpigandbadger yeah .. i reckon it could be a timing belt/water pump issue from what i'm reading
19:01:38: RT @SimonSwears: Shitting paedophile
20:28:56: our mini ramp http://twitpic.com/4iepsu
20:41:30: @andy_lamb had it 2 weeks now.. lucky we have a 7 yr old so I can say it's for him
20:42:31: @hotpigandbadger we've had one, but more will be scheduled for the summer, do you fancy some 2ft action?
20:43:38: @nerilex it's a beaut only 2ft high! gonna extend the fucker next year
20:47:38: @MattyG72 if it's the timing belt, it drives the water pump, therefore if the seal on the pump is iffy it could be losing a drop of water
20:52:24: @hotpigandbadger jake is like perpetual motion machine on it. im still a tad nervous on it after the knee, but (cont) http://tl.gd/9o3j03
21:06:52: @nerilex neither had I until last yr, about an 18 yr break, that's the joy of having a 7 yr old who's into it too
21:09:33: @hotpigandbadger I'm not posting pics of it in Facebook as I don't want certain people knowing about it
21:26:49: @hotpigandbadger I think so, text me on Sunday morning
21:33:52: @Arcuate_Fire thanks for the #ff .... appreciated as always

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From Twitter 04-07-2011

2011-04-07T19:00:00.001-07:00

13:39:56: Stop Floss #DentistParodyFilms
13:41:54: Molaris #DentistParodyFilms
13:42:30: Canine and a half teeth #DentistParodyFilms
13:43:52: Bite Club #DentistParodyFilms
13:45:29: RT Dang .. just beat me to it @dzhimbo: Gingivitis Snaps #DentistParodyFilms
13:47:20: @dzhimbo good thinking that man
14:19:54: I don't think NATO forces care who they are killing, just as long as they get to kill people of a darker complexion
14:40:29: @andy_lamb this is my thought .. it's the whole fucking thing .. political parties, lobbyists blah.. etc... etc..
14:56:04: @andy_lamb yup .. or it should be voluntary (no financial rewards) plus the populace should be allowed to inte… (cont) http://deck.ly/~6fLYK
14:59:34: @andy_lamb only when i see them or hear them, apart from that I say 'live and let live'
15:02:07: >> that
15:34:16: RT @scampi_jobson: Face Paint http://post.ly/1rdvw
20:28:43: RT i was thinking the exact same thing @BinaryDad: Watchdog is shit, isn't it? It should be on Watchdog.
20:31:45: @SplashMan that was just an artifact #dontpanic

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From Twitter 04-06-2011

2011-04-06T19:00:00.001-07:00

11:50:56: United Nations Trust Fund
Malaysian Department of Humanitarian Affairs 570, Jalan Bukit Petaling, 50460 Kual… (cont) http://deck.ly/~Ev9DL
11:51:16: That was the best spam mail of the morning
12:03:14: BBC News - Big Brother returns to Channel 5 - http://bbc.in/fYMw7d << oh FFS Noooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
12:14:12: @robots_ it's hardly surprising. If they are going to do it,they should do it properly i.e. constant sleep deprivation and stress positions
12:35:31: Federal government seeking to make forms of bartering illegal after court ruling - National Finance Examiner - http://su.pr/1tESDS << WOW
13:06:02: World’s Most Bizarre Buildings - http://su.pr/5yA2X5
13:16:30: Flying the flag, faking the news - http://www.johnpilger.com/articles/flying-the-flag-faking-the-news << excellent article from last Sept
13:32:32: @molliemouse4 I agree, unfortunately 95% plus of the worlds population can't see past the fake left / right political paradigm #wearefucked
13:40:39: The Catholic Primate of All-Ireland tells mourners at the funeral of Constable Ronan Kerr that his murder wa… (cont) http://deck.ly/~A7sTZ
13:43:49: America and EU Agree: Raise Radiation Levels for Food - http://su.pr/18SQ8T<< Weird that they are increasing this now !!
13:46:38: @illitertwit ha ha ...
14:06:22: @illitertwit great choon
14:34:37: Somebody read this spam email please .. it's too long to be bothered analyzing!

DearSir/Madam
Kindly read (cont) http://tl.gd/9mn6em
14:46:03: I'm Not Dead (Pink) #inappropriatefuneralsongs
15:59:18: all this alternative voting system is all well and good, however we still have to "elect" a political party into office #nochange
17:19:31: @Feisty_Onion I found it was a bit foul for a few days, then I got used to it and it's pretty much the only hot drink that I have these days
17:26:38: @Feisty_Onion apparently it is rich in anti-something or other .. a little bit of honey (if you can stomach it) makes it much nicer
17:45:53: @Feisty_Onion fair comment
19:08:21: @iamadamski classy

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From Twitter 04-05-2011

2011-04-05T19:00:00.001-07:00

08:38:22: @SwarmedAx still not showing up on Facebook !!
09:16:11: The RE 35 Will Not Turn Your 35mm Film Camera Digital - http://su.pr/6BOODn << seems a lot of people fell for this April Fool joke!!
09:21:01: @illitertwit ha ha, brilliant
10:15:21: @Jinks67 Kerrang places pretty similar music to Xfm
10:16:22: @Jinks67 during the day ... much more rock at night
11:05:34: George Monbiot is a bit of a knob end
11:10:50: #WARNING In 14 days Skynet will be activated, 2 days later is Judgement Day
11:13:48: I watched 'The Green Hornet' the other day .. quite enjoyable
12:56:17: BREAKING NEWS:

The Pc who pushed Ian Tomlinson at the 2009 G20 protests tells an inquest he was trying to ge… (cont) http://deck.ly/~dlCa8
13:23:14: RT @hotpigandbadger: I'm recruiting for a 1st line Helpdesk and Team Leader role, Oldbury West Midlands, www.cscm.co.uk #support #helpde ...
14:40:42: I'm watching a live broadcast of Decorah Eagles on @Ustream! http://ustre.am/cRgM !
16:45:02: RT @japantimes: Radioactivity in sea up 7.5 million times; marine life contamination well beyond Japan feared http://ow.ly/4tl73 #fukushima
16:58:08: @AnneAmos really? In the UK?? Saying that there is residual radiation everywhere
17:24:39: Record Labels May Owe Artists Close To $2 Billion; Lawsuits Ramp Up With Rick James In The Lead http://t.co/J34YQp7 via @Techdirt << #LOL
18:34:29: RT @KatyLiedBand: Our new single NEVER GONNA RUN (Radio Edit) was released today & can be downloaded now from many places eg Amazon, iTu ...

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

2011-04-04T19:00:00.001-07:00

07:15:26: ugh.. what kind of ungodly hour is this? oh 7:15
15:34:54: I will be on TV tonight to announce my election bid to become President of the United States. I'm sure I can count on your support
20:25:40: RT @z00ft: I have three followers, if any of them read this, R-T it let's see where it goes. 'Infinite Diversity, Infinite Possibility' ...
20:49:38: @SwarmedAx not direct
22:36:51: watching the 2008 Election Special South Park #toomuchtruthhiddenbehindthehumour
22:38:36: @hotpigandbadger I can't answer that, I can't answer that. #broslyricsasanswerstoquestions
23:16:23: RT @davidschneider: Obama announces he's standing for election with the slogan "Yes We Haven't".
23:21:02: @simonswears .. hello cunty bollocks
23:29:25: Evening all.. is the sky falling yet?
23:35:56: #policesexacts Fingering the crim

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From Twitter 04-03-2011

2011-04-03T19:00:00.001-07:00

18:01:49: hi n' all that

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

2011-04-02T19:00:00.001-07:00

07:49:38: Good morning earth dwellers
09:35:46: #mathssongs cosine your name across my heart
09:36:25: #mathssongs The Logarithm is gonna getcha
13:57:16: RT @BinaryDad: Let's rename the Ministry of Defence the Ministry of Attack.
20:06:42: Watching 'The Son of Jor El' fan edit of the original first 2 films .. seems pretty decent thus far
20:09:20: #superman .. see previous tweet #doh
23:18:23: @hotpigandbadger an American coach?
23:21:40: 9 to 5 is on now

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From Twitter 04-01-2011

2011-04-01T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:03:20: Image of the Day: Earths True Shape Revealed for 1st Time http://su.pr/1HosWH
10:04:07: What the fuck is going on with youtube's logo '1911' ?!?!
10:08:19: RAD Studio takes agesssssssssss to install
11:13:44: UK Free Speech Ban Bars People From Telling Anyone Inc Elected Officials & Lawyers about Potential Toxic Chemicals http://su.pr/2bxZiI #WTF
12:36:36: BBC News - Libya: Coalition air strike 'killed seven civilians' - http://bbc.in/hlyG7Y << looks like the armed forces are back on form!
12:38:04: Some unusual vintage ads! http://t.co/9dpknB5
13:51:07: Olmert says Gaza war inevitable - http://su.pr/1kW3Fe << This Olmert bloke is a king amongst cunts
13:59:13: @hotpigandbadger and you!
15:21:46: @andshesaidit any specific type of cabbage?
15:44:18: Kristen Stewart is the New ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
- http://su.pr/1W9dF1
15:52:08: As someone who has to pay for regular prescriptions I'm a little pissed off that us Englanders also do not get free prescriptions
15:55:41: @Dervheid thankfully i don't have to use my inhalers (asthma) that often but it's fucking ridiculous that anyo… (cont) http://deck.ly/~h35CW
16:11:07: The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys | Cracked.com http://t.co/emw3kN7
16:31:46: Girls do use playstation...but as a sexy toy - eBaum's World Forum http://t.co/3sr1mKb << hmmm
17:44:45: @davesusetty I've found you need more than one guy! #notgay
19:01:06: @davesusetty indeed ... I think we're on the same wavelength on this occasion
22:16:23: yarple

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

2011-03-31T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:57:44: CIA don't just gather intelligence, they manufacture it and have been involved in destabilization of countries for decades
12:41:32: @andy_lamb ha ha
12:46:52: HAARP http://t.co/kDxDI9w .. European parliament document
13:05:32: We have private prisons now, BUT if the staff strike the Military will apparently step in !?!?! - http://is.gd/8lHanM #TheBeginningOfTheEnd
13:11:53: Is there a connection between Serco and the British military? Anyone?
13:13:18: RT :) @remittancegirl: #disneyporn The Sorcerer's A Penis
14:33:28: 'Stay Fit and Slim' - http://t.co/5EBIvFY (b3ta - old time adverts)
15:03:12: RT @Glinner: This needs to be stopped dead http://is.gd/2QtDeI
15:51:05: Fancy a game of 'Notepad Invaders' ?? - http://t.co/bb9zEVv
15:55:29: @fowget I found it on b3ta and located the embed code
16:11:40: Rack to The Future #cleavagefilms
16:16:47: Clash of the Tit**s #cleavagefilms #censoredtv
16:27:45: Being a football fan isn't easy, it's a game of chants
16:36:36: Underwired #cleavagefilms
16:38:33: Tits A Wonderful Life #cleavagefilms
16:39:43: Sister Act 2: Rack in the Habit #cleavagefilms
16:50:34: The Gangs of New Norks #cleavagefilms
18:58:39: 'Stay Fit and Slim' - http://t.co/5EBIvFY #selfpimpingmyb3taimageentry

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From Twitter 03-30-2011

2011-03-30T19:00:00.001-07:00

07:41:47: Fucking fuckity bollocks... morning all
15:56:33: Israel threatens unilateral steps if UN recognizes Palestinian state - Haaretz Daily Newspaper - http://t.co/lmIkKBL
15:59:36: *Summer* MY ARSE .. I'll take spring back please
17:01:58: Default Password List - http://su.pr/2tktmK << there you go!!
17:23:40: Pop quiz - can you guess who this is/was ? http://t.co/s1WNctt
18:06:37: @iThumbmynose looks a tad windy.. always nice to see a few palm trees though
20:08:17: @iThumbmynose true ... which beach is it?
23:50:50: @SplashMan svideo .. #help

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From Twitter 03-29-2011

2011-03-29T19:00:00.001-07:00

11:11:30: Spam:
11:11:46: Important Notice

O2 Telecommunication Lottery
We are pleased to inform you that after the automated compute… (cont) http://deck.ly/~bCJnL
11:28:38: Droids http://twitpic.com/4ekqyy
12:20:20: ha ha http://twitpic.com/4el4yb
17:11:00: Want To Grope People At Random In Airports (Not Just At Security)? Join The TSA! http://t.co/QFm2eDH
17:15:20: Jesus 'healed using cannabis' http://t.co/lZOxjPj (from 2003 The Guardian)
19:18:51: O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
20:47:01: Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine – R.S.P.C.E. http://open.spotify.com/track/4eOut54dURAVzz6ukmNepo
20:53:23: http://open.spotify.com/track/0aOrXQuE0spI6XUQuGakZ8 The Stupids – I Don't Like Nobody [Porno Mix]

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From Twitter 03-28-2011

2011-03-28T19:00:00.001-07:00

12:25:24: Phil of Dreams #mansongs
12:26:11: Things To Do In Denver When You're Fred #mansongs
12:29:47: Dwight Club #mansongs
12:36:40: @SIMpixels SImon, actually I wasn't paying attentions but yeah what the hell #manfilms
12:37:15: Sheeeet my typing is proper arse this morning
13:13:51: Kevin In The Name Of #mansongs
13:28:14: I wonder if the amount of followers Lady Gaga has on twitter closely correlates with the number of morons on twitter? #probably
13:35:24: Campaign via social media networks blocks Dutch bankers' bonuses http://t.co/jM39k4H << Well done the Dutch
14:41:35: Snopes http://twitpic.com/4ea55o
16:33:26: 2/3rds of US Corporations Pay Zero Federal Taxes: US Uncut Movement Builds to Make Them Pay Up | |.. http://bit.ly/exoMFs
16:55:29: Sappnin' sucka's, how be it hangin'?
17:20:45: http://twitpic.com/4ebs9j
17:21:02: http://twitpic.com/4ebscl
17:30:33: Pop Will Eat Itself - Beaver Patrol ♫ http://blip.fm/~136k5z
18:01:54: I'm looking forward to eventually seeing 'Iron Sky'
20:23:14: http://twitpic.com/4edf5u

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From Twitter 03-27-2011

2011-03-27T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:39:18: RT @RichNeville: The "anarchists" in Trafalgar square are either in the pay of the government or doing their work for free. As usual. Dicks.

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From Twitter 03-26-2011

2011-03-26T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:16:22: @hotpigandbadger I have visions of White guys blacked up like minstrels
00:24:33: @hotpigandbadger how did it go down with the punters?
11:03:27: Hair off http://twitpic.com/4dfrjr
13:29:47: @hotpigandbadger Marshy bust his leg at ideal last night LOL
17:50:46: @hotpigandbadger attempted revert drop in resulting in a fracture just below the knee + tendon and ligament damage #ouch
18:37:46: Sky News keep interrupting #26March coverage for Libya Conflict ...... #priorities!

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From Twitter 03-25-2011

2011-03-25T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:56:51: This mornings spam mail
10:56:57: to follow
10:57:11: FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
Office of the Minister of Financ… (cont) http://deck.ly/~ZCuzA
10:57:31: Good morning fuckers
11:01:45: @andy_lamb that's Nigerian maths for you ... what they'd like : what they'll get
11:08:17: I've just assembled a PINK CRAZY FIT VIBRATION POWER MASSAGE PLATE for my mother http://twitpic.com/4d214s - it really shakes your rump
11:10:12: @andy_lamb already done ... if I had a penny for every one of these that I get involved with, I'd have about £1 by now
11:51:49: Resist 26! http://t.co/9liSbBv
12:30:10: MUST SEE: Surfing Kickflip Winner for Volcom Contest Zoltan Torkos 10K http://t.co/EgQGTxq #WINNING
12:34:58: @schwarzenegger, presumably you realise that in 25 days Skynet is due to be activated, what are your plans to prevent this?
14:15:41: All the things cheese head - http://t.co/GWPIedz
14:25:11: food
14:37:55: Woman fined after hospital dirty protest - http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/3101280/8921467 << ha ha .... ewww
14:40:57: Telegraph Budget 2011: Younger staff will work to 80 under pension link to rising lifespans http://bit.ly/fnBimb << you can fuck right off
15:06:36: @Arcuate_Fire very good question!
15:09:32: "All the things cheese head" - http://neoplasmsix.posterous.com/cheese #selfpimpingmyb3taentry
15:10:14: @Arcuate_Fire I confess I never watched any of those, although I heard it was good
15:13:21: @Arcuate_Fire .. you do realise that I'm now going to have to look it up
15:15:17: just lost a follower, probably a t.A.T.u. fan ... #fuckem
15:15:54: @Arcuate_Fire do you have any idea which episode it is?... just to give me a head start
15:31:21: @Arcuate_Fire ta .. i'll try and locate later
15:34:18: @Arcuate_Fire awesome ..
16:12:32: BBC News - Gunman Derrick Bird's victims unlawfully killed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12861441 << really? facepalm!
16:48:50: @MrsSelfDestrukt it's always important to know your enemy

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From Twitter 03-24-2011

2011-03-24T19:00:00.001-07:00

10:19:43: DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS PAUL ADU I HAIL FROM THE REPUBLIC OF GHANA, WEST AFRICA. I AM 50 YEARS OLD AND MARRI… (cont) http://deck.ly/~nPwaT
10:20:31: GREETINGS

I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.
I AM MR.JIMMY COLE; I WOR… (cont) http://deck.ly/~fRCp3
10:21:35: From: Mudia Corporation
Your Ref #: 85290665

We have enrolled you for our special loan program that we offe… (cont) http://deck.ly/~0zA0U
10:22:26: That was this mornings spam, brought to you by the letters P*I*S*S**O*F*F
10:38:00: Reuters are using this photo as a photo depicting victims of the current crisis in Libya http://twitpic.com/4cpkq1 .. check the date #scam
10:40:12: @fowget Wow, is that an Austin Maxi?
10:43:51: @fowget I had one for a few months ... the suspension is so soft that you get motion sickness as a passenger
11:09:02: Reuters fraud http://t.co/BEaIPOE
11:37:18: "You gotta start executin’ a few of those white fuckin’ bankers" - George Carlin #inspirationalquotes
13:47:30: Current Status: Hungry

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From Twitter 03-23-2011

2011-03-23T19:00:00.001-07:00

12:40:59: To anybody who visits http://www.iheartchaos.com .. be warned I picked up a rather irritating piece of malware called XP Protection 2011
12:41:38: @bellydancer321 show off
12:46:36: @bellydancer321 I preferred Mulit talented, it reminded me of those horrendous early 80's haircuts
12:48:42: In July 2010 Iran banned the mullet hairstyle, yet it is still legal in the UK, which is the more backward country?
13:06:30: Professional trolling company ... http://su.pr/1xb6x9 .. you need to scroll down a bit for the advert
13:16:48: Libya: Is cost of military mission sustainable? - BBC - http://su.pr/27l7d5 << some excellent comments
13:21:41: When was the last time 'the defense budget' was used for defense? #seriousquestions
13:26:18: @RichNeville too true
13:28:55: Dear Libyan civilians, a fair few of you will probably die, you are just collateral damage, David Cameron say's it's OK and legal though
13:52:07: We need a new Guy Fawkes,, one that doesn't get caught. .right now ... kaboom
13:53:32: That last tweet was sarcasm, obviously ... they are all lovely people
13:59:38: Libya's "Operation Odyssey Dawn": Kosovo Revisited http://t.co/al5oGSo
14:15:35: Zenith (2011) — by Anonymous http://su.pr/1Tk9Hw << sounds like it could be interesting
14:28:09: #budget .. What an utter wanker
14:36:17: Elizabeth Taylor was killed today during airstrikes near Libya's rebel-held western city of Misrata
14:41:34: When watching the budget, it's very hard to forget that all politicians are cunts and deserve to be put down like sick dogs
14:55:24: Tweeting with the telly on http://su.pr/2HqBFM
15:28:36: George Osborne ..budget day http://t.co/x5sqdf6
17:43:24: Just received this email from paypal ... I reckon it looks legit http://twitpic.com/4chi78
18:15:06: @hotpigandbadger ... not sure what happened it had web redirects and all sorts .. sorted now anyhow
18:15:34: @hotpigandbadger ahhh wrong reply #justsayin
18:16:06: @hotpigandbadger it was marked as spam and in our info mailbox #justsayin
18:24:43: Female protesters in Egypt tortured, subjected to ‘virginity test’: Amnesty | The Raw Story http://t.co/Pz5o2Nn
18:27:16: http://twitpic.com/4chx0w
18:36:07: BBC - Newsbeat - Facebook more popular than porn for UK users http://su.pr/2jNF1n << WTF *disappointed face*
20:10:10: @hotpigandbadger what do you mean by 'cloud' in this instance?
23:53:49: @Dervheid I very nearly fell for that

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From Twitter 03-22-2011

2011-03-22T19:00:00.001-07:00

11:03:18: This is quite a cool panaorama - http://su.pr/20iurO
11:03:29: bollocks
11:18:43: Brilliant animatronics - http://su.pr/63OpdZ
11:22:48: Apple iWater - http://su.pr/2iWclw
11:39:11: 0111001101110000011000010111001101110100011010010110001100100000011001100110000101101110011101000110000101110011011101000110100101100011
11:54:53: @fowget it'll be announced at the next Apple expo, along with iScream .. it's a new kind of frozen cream pudding
11:58:26: @hotpigandbadger 01110011 01110000 01100001 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01100110 01100001 011… (cont) http://deck.ly/~nwutQ
11:58:42: that is all
11:59:42: I reckon stumbleupon is the work of the devil
12:03:55: @hotpigandbadger You haven't seen our new mini ramp yet have you .. here it is: http://twitpic.com/4c2s5p
12:06:44: @dazzw I remember them from last year .. those were the days eh
12:09:19: RT @GrahamTCousins: innit tho, n that <<this
17:45:03: Ann Coulter: Radiation is 'Actually Good For You' - http://t.co/DFjPaAm .... and in other news black is now white
19:18:21: @iThumbmynose do you have any theories why? I believe it is due to a sometimes over bearing sense of patriotism
19:41:16: @mattyg72 @beatnikrow ... well that's the 4 for 4 fucked then
20:31:43: @iThumbmynose yep I think that's it!
20:32:54: @beatnikrow I was close to posting something similar on Facebook but @swarmedax stopped me in time

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From Twitter 03-21-2011

2011-03-21T19:00:00.001-07:00

21:42:42: @Spangila you can create a wireless hotspot too
22:33:51: @Spangila settings>> general>>network
23:00:03: @Spangila it should do, my 3 Internet bolt on covers my usage I think!

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From Twitter 03-20-2011

2011-03-20T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:16:08: @hotpigandbadger that, or The Wagon
00:16:56: @hotpigandbadger or even Just Like Heaven
20:04:07: I've just named a hard drive 'Cleetus'
20:19:23: BBC News - New footage: Japan tsunami strikes at sea http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12797471 << WOW

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From Twitter 03-19-2011

2011-03-19T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:36:34: New Order slaughtered
00:39:32: Jonathon Ross looks like a fat D'artagnan squeezed into a shit suit
00:40:34: @MattyG72 you need lead lined coffins for vampires though
00:42:39: RT @h0mfr0g: SUPERMOON
19:09:16: @Animalhouse36 i'd sell my house to fund it as long as it was a documentary
19:12:37: @Animalhouse36 ha ha a conservative estimation
19:20:00: Cameron chairing a "cobra meeting" makes the allied forces sound like a Captain Scarlettt baddie ... yes I wrote baddie, wgat of it?
19:20:41: #TMI
19:22:18: Oooh we get to see the hardware that will bombard Libya #skynews #sarcasm
19:56:34: just looked at #SUPERMOON
20:01:47: RT You talking to me? @SimonSwears: Soapy bummer
20:02:21: @dzhimbo it's pretty red and big #supermoon
20:04:36: @dzhimbo it looks like its on fire , if that helps sway you!
20:06:17: @dzhimbo fair enough
20:25:51: Well done to the Moon #SUPERMOON
22:53:09: @hotpigandbadger on TV? #CarterUSM
23:38:06: @hotpigandbadger Erm ... A bit of Dinosaur JR I reckon
23:40:03: #SUPERMOON is now #BLURRYANDNORMALMOON
23:51:06: Check this video out -- Rubbish - Carter USM http://t.co/txgQRuy via @youtube

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From Twitter 03-18-2011

2011-03-18T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:14:38: RT @mrjimBob: This no fly zone is really going to piss the spiders off.
00:35:32: Pics from 1972 Rothschild Party (the elite were doing it before Gaga) http://pulsene.ws/15sdg
10:37:02: Weird object seen coming out of the Sea during Japanese Tsunami - http://t.co/yjH6pFF << I reckon it's Aqua Man
11:05:43: @andy_lamb have you rooted the phone and installed apps2sd ... that helps considerably
11:10:33: @andy_lamb i dont think it buggers it perse, but you do have to re-root when you update. installing custom mods would prevent updating
11:11:09: @andy_lamb what phone do you have at present? I too have never modded anything else!
11:17:39: @andy_lamb Guides here, depending on your bootloader http://bit.ly/hUFFCz .. doesn't look overly difficult
11:20:45: @andy_lamb another guide here,with video http://is.gd/2FYMmx
17:07:17: @andy_lamb it was great, really useful for creating wifi hotspots, and some custom roms are faster
17:15:20: < This
23:02:56: @MattyG72 channel 4 I believe
23:06:21: Cod Fish Face
23:10:27: @MattyG72 it'll be forced, annnnnd .... you'll feel a bit dirty
23:13:09: @MattyG72 he should move out to Japan, there'll be a lot of work out there
23:14:00: cold feet

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From Twitter 03-17-2011

2011-03-17T19:00:00.001-07:00

09:27:12: Only 9 fucking points ! http://twitpic.com/4a9aea
12:27:59: quit yo twitta twatta fool
12:30:26: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does anyone really give a fuck?
16:07:31: why would someone insert ascii NULL into a text string? and how?
16:28:26: @a_rum_do I don't even know what the controls are!
16:32:30: @a_rum_do ahhh ... but what about toggling?
16:38:44: @a_rum_do I guess so .. will look later and report back with news .... if any
23:51:06: David Mitchell is properly out of his depth tonight

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From Twitter 03-16-2011

2011-03-16T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:02:22: @iamadamski yup like the Canadians in South Park
10:55:17: Snoop can really claim to be the 'one and only D-O double G' now
10:56:50: RT awesome @andy_lamb: RT @BinaryDad: In case you missed this. Best. Royal. Mug. Ever. http://bit.ly/h7RbXW
11:05:37: @andy_lamb how many candles is it the equivalent to?
11:21:25: @andy_lamb with 6 batteries in it, I suspect it will be quite bright .. also an excellent intruder baton
11:22:16: @andy_lamb apparently the cops use these!
12:48:15: If you are reading this NOW, it is likely that you are still alive
14:55:26: How to hack video screens on times square http://t.co/nD7CgHE << this is brill

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From Twitter 03-15-2011

2011-03-15T19:00:00.001-07:00

14:47:57: HAARP: Secret Weapon Used For Weather Modification, Electromagnetic Warfare http://t.co/o0XS63I
15:06:18: Stuxnet Worm Used Against Iran Was Tested in Israel - http://nyti.ms/gfHRXE
17:44:48: My entry for 'Film Baddies in TV Sitcoms' @b3ta - http://t.co/I4iKDxM
23:07:28: My entry for 'Film Baddies in TV Sitcoms' @b3ta - http://t.co/I4iKDxM << self pimpage
23:59:44: @iamadamski Carol Smiley?

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From Twitter 03-14-2011

2011-03-14T19:00:00.001-07:00

00:04:54: Never cut cloth with blunt scissors, it will end in tears
11:08:54: http://twitvid.com/QRQIQ - Japan ... carnage
11:12:32: A red dragon has been abducted by a young white girl driving a van. Please RT
12:46:38: Twitter Decides To Kill Its Ecosystem: How Not To Run A Modern Company http://su.pr/6e4yAC
13:13:46: I've set an identi.ca account just in case twitter goes tits up or all corporate
15:14:07: #Wikileaks #News On #BoA Bank Of America Suck Coming Very Soon Take a Look-- http://bankofamericasuck.com/
15:15:53: whoa that site just either went down, or was taken down
15:33:54: How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975 http://su.pr/2EGTwS << ha ha
15:36:08: Life is not read-only http://su.pr/1FVgUZ

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From Twitter 03-13-2011

2011-03-13T19:00:00.001-07:00

20:25:42: #profcoxfacts On his 12th birthday Professor Brian Cox is going to TGI Fridays with his school friends, then they are going bowling.

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From Twitter 03-12-2011

2011-03-12T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:08:36: #sponsoredmovies MeMentos
18:22:30: @BinaryDad was it tasteless or just shit?
18:27:18: @BinaryDad Damn you and your secrecy! there is a lot if cringeworthy stuff on there though

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From Twitter 03-11-2011

2011-03-11T18:00:00.001-08:00

19:40:41: I will be mostly eating mixed kebab meat doner kebab and chips.... I thankyou
20:31:37: Dont you just hate it when you roll the rizzla the wrong way and can't be arsed to reroll?
20:40:02: RT @Alan_Machnik: I like the fact that Stephen King's Carrie spans two genres: It's a Horror and a period drama.
20:56:47: Jake, this makes no sense, well done! RT @scampi_jobson: Minecraftier http://post.ly/1ja2L
21:34:27: Stuck in the middle with Stu #stusongs
23:10:45: @MattyG72 it was proper good, I liked the tikka part best, probably

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From Twitter 03-10-2011

2011-03-10T18:00:00.001-08:00

10:16:55: BBC Breaking News: Home wi-fi '30% slower' than fixed broadband - http://su.pr/1UtdXD ... A part of our license fee pays for this shit!
10:50:46: This is a great flash animation: Animator vs Animation http://su.pr/2FLXv8
10:53:59: Meet Maurice Tillet, the real world Shrek! http://su.pr/2c9FZx
10:54:20: Morning all
15:37:52: Imposing a No Fly Zone, is effectively declaring war ... isn't it?
15:42:30: @andy_lamb I don't have airbases either, just a submarine .. moored at Tintagel, it's protected by Merlin
15:48:56: @andy_lamb schhh ... thats the secret password to be let on board ... hmmm I may have to rethink my security arrangements
15:49:56: It's Their War, Not Ours http://su.pr/1sPZ0H << good article
16:12:29: ghcMNBJNKjvh m #DyslexicBands
17:07:26: I nearly pissed myself when I saw this photoshop http://twitpic.com/4861bq
20:31:00: @Alan_Machnik there's definitely no point in crying

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From Twitter 03-09-2011

2011-03-09T18:00:00.001-08:00

09:35:39: Apparently there is a notorious bum driller on the loose http://yfrog.com/h72y3wdj
09:35:46: morning folks
10:23:23: Prince William looks more and more like the inbred toff that he is as every day passes
12:00:03: LOL http://twitpic.com/47r7so
13:14:27: This is good: Super Fast Spray Paint Artist http://su.pr/4RGccn
13:27:45: @fowget I used to like tweetdeck, it was in beta at the time #Android
14:35:15: Moon to look bigger next weekend during 'lunar perigee' - Telegraph - http://bit.ly/gqwunr
14:37:28: RT @jackseale: Yes. This. http://www.yourenotajedi.com/
15:20:17: I'm beginning to see a pattern of people believing what they read and see on TV #naivefools
15:21:54: Are there any bots out there offering a free Owle Bubo for the iPhone 4?
15:26:38: My iGoogle Weather Gadget shows a daily high of 8 degrees, current temp 9 degrees http://twitpic.com/47t0ap #facepalm
15:57:18: Lockerbie Diary: Gadhaffi, Fall Guy for CIA Drug Running http://su.pr/17yVET << interesting read
16:15:45: List of inventors killed by their own inventions - http://su.pr/8avTk8
16:22:32: Albert Einstein was once offered the Presidency of Israel. He declined saying he had no head for problems #truedat
17:50:53: I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) http://su.pr/7re2Bt << LOL
23:18:58: it turns out Space 1999 wasn't very realistic afterall

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From Twitter 03-08-2011

2011-03-08T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:10:32: When was International Banker Day again? ... oh yeah that's right every fucking day
12:12:05: I see Barclays Bank has published its Kidnap and Ransom Top 5 List
12:22:31: What's this Panache day I keep seeing mentioned in my timeline? Are we all to dress flamboyantly and prance around with reckless abandon?
12:25:18: I'd like to see a Dr Who montage set to 'Two Hearts' by Phil Collins
12:31:21: Charlie (& Lola) Sheen #cartoonaddicts #WINNING
12:46:33: RT @Prof_BrianCocks: It is a scientific fact that men need to masturbate. If this makes you uncomfortable then you should catch a differ ...
15:10:09: Lube Missile F1-11 #changelovetolubesongs
16:59:31: America Is NOT Broke - Michael Moore - http://is.gd/Y3H02d ... he still looks like Jabba the Hutt though http://twitpic.com/47hq4e
17:55:28: Great Article: Anonymous versus the arms dealers of the cyber war http://is.gd/4I7hiz
19:29:03: Lube appears to be trending
20:43:43: #SeeThis http://twitpic.com/47jroz

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From Twitter 03-07-2011

2011-03-07T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:46:25: @kev_owl cheers for that Kev .. will look into it
13:03:22: Has anyone else's posterous app fucked? can't seem to view the photo album!! :(
13:11:26: test http://twitpic.com/473v0x
13:14:02: is anyone else's facebook iphone app not uploading photos?
13:17:47: in the absence of a response I shall take that as a 'couldn't give a flying fuck' .. thanks again twitter
13:54:39: Why would anyone in their right minds give William Hague the authority to authorise anything other than the choice of ice cream for dessert
13:57:13: The queen should dissolve government now and install the cast of the Inbetweeners as the new cabinet, things would definitely be better
14:04:06: @KlarkeKent I haven't thought too hard about it, but I'm sure it would qualify as #WINNING
14:10:04: @KlarkeKent will Dandelion & Burdock and Dr Pepper be on the drink rota, if so then yes to #CHANGEYOUCANBELIEVEIN #increasethedeficit
14:11:51: If I ever see a banker in my garden I think I'll probably shoot it, regrettably I don't own a gun
14:13:42: @KlarkeKent probably yes ... but not bullets Directed Energy Weapons
14:17:19: @KlarkeKent he shouldn't have paedos as friends
14:18:38: New Energy Saving Bulbs ... Too dangerous for Bin Men .... #WINNING
14:21:55: Let's be honest Prince Andrew is probably a Paedo himself .. those royals are low life filthy scum fuckers
14:22:21: @KlarkeKent he looks like one ... if you know what I mean #facts #science
14:26:17: @KlarkeKent indeed .. also happy to pose with underage girls #facts #science #encyclopaedophile #ginge
14:30:23: Prince Andrew taken only 'minutes' after he has slipped the youngster a slice of royal ginger sausage http://twitpic.com/474kf8
14:31:47: or a finger of meat wrapped Germanic fudge
14:32:27: @KlarkeKent she was 17 .. which is underage in Florida and all of US (I think!) #gingerpaedophilia #rife
14:35:54: @branderzy Congrats by the way ... hope everything's going ok?
14:37:45: Question for twitter: If I find a member of the 'Royal Family' in my garden am I allowed to kill it?
14:40:30: @KlarkeKent excellent!
14:42:48: @Glinner .. Just found Lego Ted on b3ta http://twitpic.com/474oj1 .. found here http://is.gd/DCGKOB thought you'd enjoy it
14:43:49: That's it for ranting for today, anyone would think I'm an anti-royalist or something
14:44:10: They eat babies you know
14:44:21: with chopsticks
15:10:13: @branderzy Nothing much with them lot, Just Prince Andrew getting the heave ho as trade envoy for having paedophile friends
15:11:12: @branderzy When was she born? It took out little'un about 2 months before we started getting proper sleeps
15:27:23: I lolled http://twitpic.com/47542c
15:30:48: BBC News - What should you do if a cash machine overpays? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12645719 << is this for real?????
17:43:13: @branderzy you've got a good'un there then. It does wear you down though. I was like a zombie for ages
17:47:36: I really like launchpad on OSX Lion #justsayin
18:13:28: @branderzy I agree, I couldn't cope with a 2nd one, our first is nearly 8 now and still exhausting

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From Twitter 03-06-2011

2011-03-06T18:00:00.001-08:00

13:52:29: Why the fuck do Brother Printers have to self clean before every fucking print job? #kittenblood #LOSING

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From Twitter 03-05-2011

2011-03-05T18:00:00.001-08:00

01:01:30: #RESTINGMYORGANICQUANTUMCOMPUTER aka #WINNING
20:36:59: #uktownfilms Sutton Coldfield of Dreams
20:39:11: @TheFagCasanova not permanently I hope :(
20:42:07: @MattyG72 indeed
21:02:28: @GeoffLeppard I've has pie and pizza sandwich before ( separately) Both were frowned upon
23:58:52: I'm listening to Emergency Medical Hologram by Abdoujaparov. #iTweetSong

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From Twitter 03-04-2011

2011-03-04T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:55:33: Spack Attack
18:30:46: This is my first tweet of the day

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From Twitter 03-03-2011

2011-03-03T18:00:00.001-08:00

08:37:41: good morning folks, today is all about #WINNING
09:36:25: Just been leaning on my knees, I now have double pins and needles #LOSING
11:22:09: #LOSING .. say it
12:36:08: Australia's 'small breast' ban - The Week http://t.co/RTsGoIT
12:40:54: @debonbon Wow, is it up to individual states? How do they police the web side of things?
12:45:44: @debonbon strewth
13:26:48: Documents Reveal TSA Research Proposal To Body-Scan Pedestrians, Train Passengers http://t.co/p58bT5O
13:36:24: MOSSAD CHILD SEX RING? http://t.co/eMW4YxZ
13:43:08: I see the world court are getting stuck into Gaddafi, what about that fish stained cunt maggot Tony Blair ?
13:44:06: or something :s
14:50:43: If you are reading this tweet you are probably NOT dead
16:52:12: Does my vagina smell fishy because I eat lots of fish? - relationship advice http://t.co/HLzPBPf << LOL
17:01:30: Michael Moore looks like Jabba the Hutt wearing glasses and a shit cap
17:12:38: Here you go .. Michael Moore as Jabba the Hutt http://twitpic.com/45p97o
17:41:32: still #LOSING
17:55:54: @fowget blimey .. good luck to you
18:01:27: MI5 seeks "mobile surveillance officers" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12637177 ... remember kids it's not 9 - 5
19:38:16: iPad 2 is 33% thinner and 15% lighter ... therefore apple have squeezed in some extra 'heavy' #incoherrentthoughts
19:41:27: #WINNING RT @KlarkeKent: Liquid lunch is for pussies. Liquid breakfast is what it is all about. #livinglikecharliesheen
20:09:34: Lisa's songs in The Simpsons are as dull as The Lord Of The Rings trilogy #LOSING
23:45:09: #SLEEPING

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From Twitter 03-02-2011

2011-03-02T18:00:00.001-08:00

10:14:39: Military coup coo ca choo
12:36:00: @andy_lamb Kingsmill arent bad :)
12:38:56: @andy_lamb seriously though did you get any recommendations? I've been thinking about getting one myself for the last 12 months!
13:29:54: @andy_lamb cheers .. will look into them .. you cant beat home cooked bread
14:47:57: not everything that appears crazy is wrong
15:48:32: I'm still imposing my own personal sanctions on the US, including an embargo on all imports, apart from Apple #obviously !

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From Twitter 03-01-2011

2011-03-01T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:19:04: RT @kinectaku: Please share KINECTaku with your followers and help us get to 600 followers today. RT and we'll send you cosmic love!
16:29:29: Fast Moving Escalator Malfunction http://t.co/Cp3cDDa via << around 40 second mark
16:40:44: Yess .. http://twitpic.com/451rae
18:14:59: UK soldier killed in Afghanistan http://is.gd/Kr2sA4 ..Collateral Damage, how many Afghans dead? http://twitpic.com/452lqu

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From Twitter 02-28-2011

2011-02-28T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:48:05: @iamadamski I'm going to bed and as such I believe that I win
13:02:11: @BinaryDad Extraction for me .. Root canal sound like a right pain
13:20:28: Charges initiated against Pope for crimes against humanity: http://bit.ly/ez29nX from :)
13:29:35: @KlarkeKent You should have robbed the books, that'd teach em!
13:32:20: @KlarkeKent it was the right thing to do, they'd probably close it if you hadn't done that anyway
13:34:10: @KlarkeKent ha ha
13:38:25: External Harddrive of the Spotless Mind #geekfilms
14:15:04: Greeks Won't Pay, No Matter What http://t.co/RcaX32Z
15:02:31: This guy is selling details for accessing http://www.iphone.tvcatchup.com/ on ebay .. look here .. http://is.gd/3a90xu .. what a cunt
15:13:42: Pages of con artists on eBay http://is.gd/rmkv4p
15:19:22: @TVCatchup What is your view on ebay users effectively selling details on how to access tvcatchup? See listings here: http://is.gd/mfB1He
15:46:13: @TVCatchup that's a shame .. it's quite clearly your web front end
15:51:42: @TVCatchup yup
16:24:02: @SwarmedAx sent you a learn German link via emailthingymagig
17:37:13: Breast milk ice cream goes on sale in Covent Garden http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011 ... mmmm :s
19:57:24: @davesusetty I use proxlet on the web combined with the official twitter app when I want to filter people
20:59:09: @davesusetty I agree ... it's not great

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From Twitter 02-27-2011

2011-02-27T18:00:00.001-08:00

19:46:47: @iamadamski @hotpigandbadger LOL
23:04:10: a little bit hammered
23:06:59: @iamadamski only a bit, not like totally!

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From Twitter 02-26-2011

2011-02-26T18:01:00.001-08:00

04:21:53: I am imposing sanctions against the US
04:57:47: On the transfer bus at 4:44 am
http://bit.ly/eNMgvZ no sleep !
05:01:32: RT @triplecherry: time travel squander luck - full facial bigger buck - fizz burbling heights to pluck - ground me

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From Twitter 02-25-2011

2011-02-25T18:00:00.001-08:00

08:13:47: good morning
13:39:22: it's weird being in a country where trains are on time, regular and not overcrowded
15:00:40: watched 'wild target' last night ... recommended :)
18:13:19: Amusing sign http://bit.ly/fIE5Wo #Iamchildish
19:48:09: This is me ... Laugh it up fuckers http://is.gd/OxBCh4
21:23:41: @fowget yeah i'm ok, still have an aching shoulder, but that was my only wipeout over 5 days of boarding so I can't really complain
21:24:31: @Coffee_Anathema thanks again for the #ff ..... appreciated as ever
21:26:02: It's Friday and I'm in bed already .. to be fair I have to get up at 3am UK time

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From Twitter 02-24-2011

2011-02-24T18:00:00.001-08:00

15:38:02: RT @iamamro: "Bin Laden" is proving to be *the* excuse for every type of government. That and drugs. War on drugs, war on terror.
15:39:55: @MattyG72 who said it was 'too early' .. just earlier than usual!
15:46:50: @MattyG72 no work today Matt?
18:11:10: spackers
18:56:42: the fact that the Muppet formerly known as Gaddafi is blaming Bin Laden is proof enough that he is bought and paid for by the globalista
18:59:23: @h0mfr0g is that really the time?
23:08:46: It's getting ridiculous with all these 'revolutions' ... we're going to have to learn the names of all the next generation dictators.
23:16:11: (I just) died in your farm tonight #FarmSongs
23:20:36: Churn! Churn! Churn! (to everything there is a season) #FarmSongs
23:22:29: Don't shear the reaper #FarmSongs
23:23:55: sheep comes in the fall #FarmSongs
23:28:33: Cow soon is Sow #FarmSongs

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From Twitter 02-23-2011

2011-02-23T18:00:00.001-08:00

16:21:08: our current view http://twitpic.com/42xghm
21:51:55: Good evening you bunch of funny fuckers, I've only been out of the country a few days and someone broke Libya whilst I had my back turned!
23:13:01: fucking hell if you think English tv is wank then you should try watching it dubbed in german with serbo-Croat subtitles ...
23:14:15: @MattyG72 'undead' is that an auto-correct special?
23:35:00: RT @Alan_Machnik: British shows are usually shipped across to America so that they are seen by a wider audience.
23:37:54: sleep time ... Zzzzzz

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From Twitter 02-22-2011

2011-02-22T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:36:36: @MattyG72 I hadn't noticed that .. nice spot!
16:39:01: look http://twitpic.com/42lmio

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From Twitter 02-21-2011

2011-02-21T18:00:00.001-08:00

22:17:52: This is a REAL crap bar http://twitpic.com/42c2zh
22:18:47: Tagged: @scampi_jobson - http://twitpic.com/42c2zh
22:24:55: It appears to have finally stopped snowing!
22:38:16: Monday http://t.co/0pImb49
23:00:01: Quorn On The 4th Of July #vegetarianfilms

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From Twitter 02-20-2011

2011-02-20T18:00:00.001-08:00

08:06:59: Morning has broken, like a mother fucking breaky thing
08:33:47: @remittancegirl how's things in your neck of the woods?
08:37:17: we have our first day of falling down ski slopes today.. here's a shot from our balcony http://twitpic.com/41rgxp
08:38:24: @remittancegirl we have a week in Switzerland so it's probably kinda the exact opposite
08:47:42: @remittancegirl not a fan myself, but it's unfortunately a prerequisite for snow sports
18:06:36: Fucking hell it's foggy here, I'd post a pic, but what's the point!
21:04:21: David Jason Of The Argonauts #samenames
21:07:53: Vinnie Jones The Steam #samenames
21:11:27: @MattyG72 I was sitting with Matthew, we were watching TV I said;
"Hey Matthew, what do you see?"
22:46:16: Addendum http://t.co/Cv1GvOW
23:37:35: @MattyG72 I tried wine last night, it's a last resort drink

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From Twitter 02-19-2011

2011-02-19T18:00:00.001-08:00

19:37:29: @hotpigandbadger ahhh ... We like the adventure
19:39:22: Currently sitting on our balcony in Laax Switzerland avin a fag
20:11:42: @hotpigandbadger haven't looked yet but the reports say the upper slopes are good. May have moderate snowfall tomorrow too
20:12:17: @hotpigandbadger will take photos tomorrow and give a full report
20:25:06: All The Young Budes #geographypop
20:26:09: Enter Sandbach #geographypop
20:28:30: Killeen In The Name Of #geographypop
20:32:14: It's a Chard Knock Life #geographypop
20:36:08: I believe in a thing called Loughborough #geographypop
20:39:40: RT @wren154: #geographypop Kendal In The Wind
20:44:42: I just Clyde in your arms tonight #geographypop
20:45:13: @shaunseymour thank you sire
20:55:01: RT @shaunseymour: Never Ghana Give You Up #geographypop
21:08:49: Bed beckons ... Night folks

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From Twitter 02-18-2011

2011-02-18T18:00:00.001-08:00

10:20:51: today will be a good day ... we travel to Zurich ...
14:34:26: @iamadamski worth a viewing?
15:54:54: @iamadamski cool, I'm a bit behind on watching them
15:55:42: there's not much finer than a 3pm joint... discus
15:57:16: @andy_lamb not £70 for Internet? do you get a v+ box included?
15:59:21: @stukershaw any good? we've got Tamworth snowdome near us and it's dated!
16:00:36: @SimonSwears good afternoon
16:02:25: #ff @swarmedax my wife nuff said
16:03:36: #ff @scampi_jobson my son... borderline insane 7th old
16:04:42: yr not th !!!
16:06:50: we will be photo blogging for the next week in Laax.... be warned!
16:08:06: @andy_lamb was he called 'Peter' or something else very English?
16:46:43: @andy_lamb I'm paying £56 for sky hd, 10mg broadband and phone line
16:48:06: @stukershaw awesome, are you having a refresher before going away or just there for the craic?
17:11:28: @stukershaw nice
17:17:27: on t' way t' airport
17:40:08: @andy_lamb a 3rd party canvaser sorted out last Xmas, it's defo Worthing having a chat with one if they knock on the door
17:50:58: @KrisBivansGUHO eh?
18:17:14: Waiting http://t.co/yTHZy3K
22:15:58: we are in Zurich
23:12:34: @hotpigandbadger we are absolutely fragged
23:29:36: we have BBC 1,2,3,4 ITV 1,2,3,4 channel 4,5 more 4 in the hotel in Zurich .. there are some parts of UK that don't have it this good!!
23:32:22: @hotpigandbadger we're travelling to Laax in the morning, tonight we are holed up in the holiday inn express, it's not bad at all

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From Twitter 02-17-2011

2011-02-17T18:00:00.001-08:00

09:29:38: mood gorning
09:35:01: Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine – Panic http://open.spotify.com/track/1Ep0SJfpjLMj8fx9FGJq9X
09:36:22: @hotpigandbadger on his own, or was any of the crew with him?
10:29:42: @hotpigandbadger when Jake was 4 we went to Kidderminster to ride on some of the trains from that show #DullestDayEver
15:09:29: There are so many things wrong with this magazine cover .. http://twitpic.com/40qk4e
20:25:01: Evening weirdophiles
20:26:11: Obama is coming to the UK in May .... fool! he's not invited to my birthday party!!
20:26:39: i'm not having one, but that's by the by.
23:22:38: Plaice Off #fishfilms

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From Twitter 02-16-2011

2011-02-16T18:00:00.001-08:00

10:15:32: Goodley Mornington
10:31:00: Ha ha ha .. I just saw this on the internet (b3ta) http://twitpic.com/40d1yk
13:35:33: From: FBI Agent [agent@specialservice.us]
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: The facts!

Hello,
I (cont) http://tl.gd/8s7n4p
13:42:59: There really is fuck all on the internet today, it's getting to be like television
14:27:57: longest catwalk fall maria lafuente runway http://t.co/pw2jYBO << brilliant
15:39:16: @TwopTwips - Amazon no need to convert your USD prices to GBP, simply change the $ for a £
17:56:03: Has snopes debunked itself yet?
18:06:01: Israeli general claims Stuxnet attacks as one of his successes http://t.co/Z7cEWOi

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From Twitter 02-15-2011

2011-02-15T18:00:00.001-08:00

09:36:41: good mornington
10:56:35: Anybody who has a job description ending with 'EO' can kiss my my arse/elbow* (* delete as appropriate)
12:36:46: The Flagellation of Christ (Piero della Francesca) !! UPDATED!! http://post.ly/1cmp6
14:21:17: Am I alone in not giving a fuck whether Radiohead have a new album out or not?
14:23:23: @MrsSelfDestrukt at least you're honest
14:27:33: so there's two of us then ... i'd rather a new 'Wonder Stuff' album
15:01:45: The Mona Lisa (Posh twat edition) http://post.ly/1codB
20:32:21: hello
20:38:52: The Mona Lisa (Posh twat edition) http://t.co/uD6FNlZ via @NeoplasmSix

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From Twitter 02-14-2011

2011-02-14T18:00:00.001-08:00

02:34:00: me and @SwarmedAx have just tidied 2 x vomit up .... nice
18:13:04: word hommies
18:45:34: bollocks Manchester gets the Carter USM gig :(
20:54:04: I'm listening to Down In The Tube Station At Midnight by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. #iTweetSong
20:55:17: @hotpigandbadger no but apparently a festival too, just fancied a bit of Carter :(
21:59:14: @Jayman888 ebay?
22:00:35: RT @RichNeville: Give the gift of mystery; send someone a list of names including theirs, then ask for it back claiming it was posted in ...
23:21:15: @iamadamski haven't said yet

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From Twitter 02-13-2011

2011-02-13T18:00:00.001-08:00

14:28:10: T -30 minutes to roast pork dinner .. take that pig haters
16:57:47: @Mr_Neurosceptic listening now ... cheers for the tip

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From Twitter 02-11-2011

2011-02-11T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:26:54: RT @EmoPhilips: Don't wear fur! Did you know that a single fur coat takes 14 trees just for the protest signs?
00:28:02: Fuck, I missed my 10,000th tweet!
00:30:14: @davesusetty good point
00:51:23: Bandage Point #pharmacyfilms
00:54:51: Plaster, Pussy Cat, Pill, Pill, Pill #pharmacyfilms
13:14:39: Britain .. nearly as good as Egypt ..courtesy of B3ta http://twitpic.com/3ymd6d
13:31:21: http://twitpic.com/3ymi8i
14:07:53: This is a Public Information Message: PANIC
16:16:16: From b3ta http://twitpic.com/3ynxzh
16:38:24: @nickjfrost Pauling Down #paulmoviepuns
17:32:30: Honestly, who gives a flying fuck what Obama thinks?? #Egypt
17:46:10: I guess Gill Scott-Heron was wrong after all #Egypt
20:19:03: just had 6 hotdogs ... yes 6
20:19:05: why the fuck did I agree to this ?
22:20:07: @runnydiarrhoea the really gay little ones. but it's the fucking bread rolls that stuff you
22:23:31: @iamadamski hustle?
22:32:50: @iamadamski all finished now thankfully, Jake is in bed!
23:40:32: @hotpigandbadger i only had 2 bottles of carlsberg ...
23:42:59: eating a Rocky Bar
23:46:25: @iamadamski half a magners? your buzzin cos you've had a late snakebite!
23:47:11: @SwarmedAx is smashed though
23:52:45: @iamadamski smashing
23:54:42: @iamadamski idiot
23:55:23: watching Horrible Histories ... laters

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From Twitter 02-10-2011

2011-02-10T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:17:56: Woot woot, looks like my luck is finally changing http://twitpic.com/3y9alu .. what do you mean it's a scam?
12:28:01: @JGONeill An Aero-plane I believe ....... I'll get my coat
12:28:53: @SIMpixels Today was looking so promising too!
12:58:23: Is there a widget/html that can grab your twitter bio?
13:04:40: I'll take that as a no then
15:14:16: @whistlingduck They were great .. particularly the Frisbee and the electricity sub-station
15:36:12: The National Archive of Public Information Films .. for your enjoyment - http://is.gd/3s28c3
17:52:05: Facebook is wank
17:54:49: So Mubarak ISN'T stepping down according to info minister. The more things change the more they stay the same
17:56:07: "coup d'etat" anyone?
18:03:47: Mubarak can probably afford to buy twitter, problem solved!
20:30:29: Play Safe - Electric Sub Stations / Frisbee http://www.twitvid.com/OPMNK ahhh memories
20:47:28: http://twitvid.com/I0H01 - @neoplasmsix Robbie - a short film about the dangers of playing on a railway track
21:20:16: The last tweet is a 1970 Public Information Film about the dangers of railway tracks
21:21:08: Evening loyal subjects

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From Twitter 02-09-2011

2011-02-09T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:25:31: Fear and Loathing in Glasvegas #BookBands
11:11:05: Does anyone want to buy my old phone? : HTC Hero Mobile Phone (Rooted and Factory Unlocked) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/160543766760
12:54:50: Sandwich boxes at the ready everyone ...
13:01:35: You may now begin eating
14:05:49: @hotpigandbadger tough day?
15:16:50: Who knew baby sloths were so cute? http://twitpic.com/3y01lz http://twitpic.com/3y01m8 who knew eh? not me!
15:51:35: It's no coincidence that 'Feckless' and 'Necklace' rhyme
17:43:56: I Heart Chaos — Awesome assault rifle mod lets you fire golf balls http://bit.ly/gfkor6 << WHY OH WHY!
20:22:16: my eyes are burning! What does that mean ?
21:33:44: @whistlingduck am I not supposed to?

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From Twitter 02-08-2011

2011-02-08T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:34:43: @SwarmedAx
10:35:05: I love this .. found it on B3ta http://twitpic.com/3xnga5
11:00:25: Anonymous attacks US security company http://t.co/0Qk2xWN This is ace ... bravo
11:03:55: Anon apparently posted this on the 'security' firm's website .... LOL.... http://twitpic.com/3xnmga
11:22:01: grEasy Lover #greggssongs
11:55:31: @B46bs what channel is that on?
11:58:36: @B46bs Thanks .. I shall sky plus it ;)
14:27:22: BBC News - 'Twitter messages not private' rules PCC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12393893
15:11:03: We're travelling to Switzerland next Friday, it's a relief that George W. Bush won't be able to stalk us this year.
15:37:29: http://twitpic.com/3xpr9y
15:58:56: Neil Vana #OneManTributeActs
16:00:56: Jack Sabbath #OneManTributeActs
16:02:04: RT @comedyfish: WIIIIILLLLLLLMAAAAAAAAAAA! (one for the 30 something males) #BuckRodgers http://twitpic.com/3xpycw
20:58:38: Dan Halen #onemantributeacts
20:59:20: Ben Jericho #onemantributeacts
21:00:14: Lou Order #onemantributeacts
21:00:47: Dappy Mondays #onemantributeacts
21:01:19: Joan Roses #onemantributeacts
21:15:54: Bendulum #onemantributeacts
21:17:22: Jake That #onemantributeacts
21:19:29: Pete's International #onemantributeacts
21:20:28: Lionel Scream #onemantributeacts
21:25:45: Jon Jovi #onemantributeacts
21:32:27: Cypress Bill #onemantributeacts
21:33:02: House Of Wayne #onemantributeacts
21:34:00: Ron DMC #onemantributeacts
21:38:07: Stu Model Army #onemantributeacts
21:50:45: Juan Duran #onemantributeacts

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From Twitter 02-07-2011

2011-02-07T18:00:00.001-08:00

09:43:32: windig
12:08:40: Anyone else having GMAIL IMAP problems this morning??
12:52:40: RT @Its_Death: Microsoft Death Star Tech Support: http://twitpic.com/3wsdrx
14:26:02: 'US sends warships, troops to Egypt' :http://www.presstv.ir/detail/164038.html << if true then Obama must be going for his 2nd Nobel prize
16:22:08: LastFM is becoming subscription only from 15/2 £3 per month :(
16:23:48: @hotpigandbadger is the loan to pay for new knees?
16:26:47: @hotpigandbadger super stuff ... you need that knee braced during strenuous activity if you ask me .. not a cheap knee support either
16:38:23: @hotpigandbadger I found this one on Amazon http://amzn.to/f8Nuix had a few good reviews. I'm not one for mega speed either.
16:40:52: @hotpigandbadger could be ... does it stop lateral twisting ... thats what i'm after .. looking forward to the snowparks too
16:41:35: @hotpigandbadger cant say i blame you .. your pals are speed freaks aren't they?
16:44:50: @robots_ tell me about it ... just had an email from them! I use it a few times a month only .. it's just nice to have the option
16:47:49: @robots_ it actually says 'devices' so desktop versions may be ok!
16:49:58: @robots_ you're probably right .. still loads cheaper than spotify though
16:51:03: @JFoundation 'Devices' only it says in my email (ipod touch, iphone etc) desktop not mentioned
16:52:00: @robots_ I agree ... haveyou tried audiohijack pro and spotify together ... free music :)
16:53:38: @JFoundation yeah.. I think it's probably just the 'official' apps
17:40:03: @hotpigandbadger never done that, Jake fancies a go I think
19:03:09: evening
21:15:54: Quick video i made of 7yr old @scampi_jobson and 2 older lads at Snowdome http://t.co/S0bA29J
22:32:53: the giant Tony Blair head advert is going to give me nightmares

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From Twitter 02-06-2011

2011-02-06T18:00:00.001-08:00

15:03:39: afternoon all ...
15:12:07: @scampi_jobson
16:47:40: @MattyG72
18:25:00: @SwarmedAx
18:35:03: BBC News - A Point of View: In defence of the nanny state http://t.co/hfAVUb2 << WOW

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From Twitter 02-05-2011

2011-02-05T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:06:33: @BinaryDad that's brill
00:07:59: @MattyG72 ha ... took me a moment to suss that one out
00:33:04: @BinaryDad was that using Tilt Shift generator?
13:24:48: skiers falling over = funny
15:14:31: RT @andy_lamb: #SpamOfTheWeek "Hillo! Webmaster. Add Doctroate, Matsers or Bachleors Dgerees to your resume..."
16:22:54: Wahey

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From Twitter 02-04-2011

2011-02-04T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:05:05: Most people are happy to blindly go on believing mainstream media narrative without questioning motives and 'who benefits' #notme
12:42:07: Some cool tattoos http://twitpic.com/3wd9v4 http://twitpic.com/3wd9v6 http://twitpic.com/3wd9vd
13:44:20: I am the Foreign Operations Manager of the Bank of China.I have a Business for y ou worth $17,300,000.00 fo… (cont) http://deck.ly/~lLPxv
14:04:56: Fat for Lashes #fatbands #noimagination
15:19:23: @shinytuppence Briggs?
23:38:23: @Coffee_Anathema thanks for the #ff most appreciated as always
23:39:30: @MattyG72 oi
23:51:58: @MattyG72 mmmmm Mamma Cass
23:54:59: @MattyG72 not harsh enough if you ask me

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From Twitter 02-03-2011

2011-02-03T18:00:00.001-08:00

10:49:47: Plaice Off #fishfilms
10:59:00: Star Fish II - The Wrasse of Carp #fishfilms
11:15:50: Vans Encore Lite Snowboard Boots UK9/US10 on eBay - http://t.co/XKwr2CJ << Anyone want to buy my Snowboard Boots (UK only)
11:27:27: The world as it is today - with half the Northern Hemisphere covered with snow and ice http://twitpic.com/3w1kka
13:23:42: http://twitpic.com/3w2jg5
13:49:44: I have a rear indicator out and it's definitely not the bulb .. is this a wiring/connection or a relay problem? #vehicleproblems
16:40:21: There has been too much news recently .. none of it has been particularly good
16:47:20: A part of me smiles when I see this (i.e. the part of me that is jealous of anyone who can afford a yacht) http://twitpic.com/3w4epz
17:52:58: @andy_lamb they're made up of Secret police and poor people paid to provocateur I understand. Not sure if there's an actual argument as such
17:57:51: @andy_lamb I agree ... it all a load of big dogs bollocks
21:23:14: Goodlilode eveage
21:24:17: @iThumbmynose it'll be 'change you can believe in' surely?
21:57:31: @iThumbmynose aye indeed
21:59:01: LOL >> http://twitpic.com/3w6ulm

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From Twitter 02-02-2011

2011-02-02T18:00:00.001-08:00

12:06:35: @debonbon it's about 90 minutes from hitting land isn't it? Makes the UK weather seem a bit non-eventful !
12:47:28: @debonbon You're well out of the way of it aren't you? I've looked at that comparison in size to the USA .. fucking huge
12:55:47: @debonbon I guess the rolling 24 hour news channels are going to have a field day, this is the stuff of dreams for Murdoch & his chronies
13:23:10: Having looked through the entire internet I am still unable to pin down what 'tigma' actually is #whatstigma
13:40:59: @greenspace01 you may have 'something' there! #whatstigma
13:58:00: It's kicking off in Cairo
14:17:08: I'm reading about something called the 'Sharpe ratio'. Sadly it has nothing to do with a fictional British soldier portrayed by Sean Bean
15:11:03: RT @RichNeville: I'm sure it's pure coincidence that all the Mubarak supporters happen to be plain clothes policemen. #egypt
15:52:25: I take it people aren't surprised by the Agent Provocateurs causing trouble in Cairo? It happened at the G20 protests after all
16:01:16: BBC News seems to be sticking with calling the provocateurs Pro-Mubarak protesters rather than what they actually are.
16:02:16: That is all
16:26:47: Tired of the noise on Twitter? Use @Proxlet http://proxlet.com
17:06:45: RT @jackseale: Democracy's Tony Blair: Mubarak is 'immensely courageous and a force for good' http://t.co/T0bZJQo
17:24:06: Bolton: If Mubarak falls in Egypt, Israel should bomb Iran | Raw Story http://t.co/SaBFtBP << what a prize cunt!
20:26:40: anyone else getting jerky video http://bbc.in/e29Rho

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From Twitter 02-01-2011

2011-02-01T18:00:00.001-08:00

09:18:29: 11/12 of the year left and counting
09:33:12: the little Ginger bastard (cat) bought a mouse in this morning, the poor little thing was barely alive and twitching.
09:38:29: @andy_lamb it happens very often unfortunately, it's better than scared screaming frogs at 2am in the morning though
10:41:52: @andy_lamb They do, fuck knows why though .. can't be much of a challenge. Amusingly the cat had a go at a toa… (cont) http://deck.ly/~mEfUo
10:44:32: Excuse me Doug E Fresh
10:47:27: RT @fudgecrumpet: Tomorrow is groundhog day. Make sure you do everything right first time round or you'll be forced to fuck andie mcdowell.
10:48:27: @robots_ We didn't either! I suspect that the thing is just a great big pile of shit #policedotuk
10:52:27: @comedyfish Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic with one minute rhymes that don't come out right.
They bite
10:53:05: I'd better do some work .. laters dudes
11:36:38: Massive Black .. great artwork http://post.ly/1Ynq8
11:44:01: China to create world’s largest city http://t.co/xOfpTFm << Twice the size of Wales !!
18:25:09: @comedyfish That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
19:42:00: RT @cdasilva: Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream...

What now?

Sincerely, ...

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From Twitter 01-31-2011

2011-01-31T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:44:35: I don't think I've tweeted yet today
00:50:38: Scratch that ... I have ✔
00:58:14: Time to turn on, tune in and drop out
13:00:50: @swisscomnews can you advise when your contact form on your website will be working properly. I need to ask a question.. thanks
16:29:14: How China censors Egypt news, and why the story is so sensitive in China - Boing Boing http://t.co/64xkyRU
17:03:14: Mugabe Movie #DictatorFilms
17:28:43: 4:30 and not dark! .. the nights will be drawing in again soon though
19:37:30: @hotpigandbadger what is it? I've never heard of it.. romantic comedy?
19:41:36: pǝuoʇs ʎlʇɥƃıls

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From Twitter 01-30-2011

2011-01-30T18:00:00.001-08:00

00:07:00: Found on B3ta http://twitpic.com/3un80e
00:09:07: and another http://twitpic.com/3un8p4
00:10:40: evening ladies n' gents
00:28:52: Breaking News: 'Gang Of Four' jailed http://twitpic.com/3unesh
00:30:04: oh .. apparently its not THE Gang of Four!
00:34:56: Achievement Unlocked: BORED SHITLESS
17:24:10: RT @comedyfish: Wait is this real? FOX news not knowing where Egypt is http://m.plixi.com/p/73294801

(link via @Jet_Set_Willy)
17:24:56: RT @autismfather: RT for Autism! $5 goes to #TeamAutism at the @DanMarinoFdtn each time you retweet this. $13k raised so far! Please kee ...

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